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if miley is gonna do his thing where he sucks, i hope he does it early, i might go to a movie.

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Since when did “breaking news” become a synonym for “as everyone fully expected to be the case”? 

They had better send him to the best doctors they can find for his type of back problem this offseason.

41 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Hinch is basically saying to Miley that if he wants to make the playoff roster, he will be getting no help from his defense tonight

 

Or offense.

 

Watch him throw a 3 hitter into the 6th

17 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

No Correa this weekend:

 

Hang on, let me get my shocked face.

i love how they say "this weekend" like it's late friday night.

it's thursday and still light outside.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Here’s the lineup that’s going to clinch the AL HFA

So what did Brantley and Bregs do to piss off the skipper?

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fucking Correa 

 Between his real injuries,, and him getting beat up by his ho girlfriend, I’m ready to deal him in the off-season.  

32 minutes ago, WBT said:

So what did Brantley and Bregs do to piss off the skipper?

Bregs wants PT to build stats for MVP case.  Brantley wants as many swings as he can get the way he has been going this month.  

Coffee is such a fucking bitch

 

Remember when he hit 2 hrs and said he was back. That's code for being a pussy

Just now, Mez2 said:

Coffee is such a fucking bitch

 

Remember when he hit 2 hrs and said he was back. That's code for being a pussy

Correa. Lol

As frustrating as the Correa stuff is, he hasn’t really held the team back this season.  And he’s going to rake in the postseason.   

Correa’s not getting traded, but he’s not getting extended either.

Can't rake if you don't play

 

Go get fucking rendon, trade pussy lips, his fucking dogs and Carlos Correa too.

Man it would be awesome if Rendon wanted to come home to Houston (fellow Lamar Redskins Texans holla back!),  he would fit in really well in the Astros clubhouse. That guy is a stud.

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With this bizarre lineup and Miley starting, this could be an ugly game. 

With this bizarre lineup and Miley starting, this could be an ugly game. 

For the Halos! We got this

...or it’ll be like the time we trotted out a similar lineup of Express players and ended up losing our one game of the year to the Mariners 14-1.

Miley already doing 1st inning Miley things

Man it would be awesome if Rendon wanted to come home to Houston (fellow Lamar Redskins Texans holla back!),  he would fit in really well in the Astros clubhouse. That guy is a stud.

I’ve seen contract estimates for Rendon at 8/$265m. I guess you’d want Cole as well? Ok cool, Hook em. It’s not my 1/2 billion.

the fact that kalas is this excited about a non-strikeout says a lot about miley.

So he's called out on a foul tip but the umpire changes his mind after he checks the ball?

Amazing that Miley isn't even going to make the playoff roster.  What the fuck happened?

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Amazing that Miley isn't even going to make the playoff roster.  What the fuck happened?

He's got to be tipping his pitches and either we can't figure out how, even with all the technology we use, or we can and Miley can't change whatever he's doing. 

I'd rather watch 3putt try and spit game than see miley try and pitch

Amazing that Miley isn't even going to make the playoff roster.  What the fuck happened?

Who know but he just flat out regressed to the mean

His YTD numbers are almost identical to his full season-adjusted average for his career
1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

No Correa this weekend:

 

"Breaking" and "Correa" are always in such close proximity

Not sure why you guys are bitching about Miley.  He got out of the first with only 2 runs

Amazing that Miley isn't even going to make the playoff roster.  What the fuck happened?

This is my thought too.
...or he just sucks and completely lost the ability to locate, and when you only throw your fastball low 90s, you have no margin for error

Yeah...
I think maybe the latter

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24 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

So best case scenario, Glassrea’a first game in two weeks will be in the postseason against CFM or Glasnow


Peachy

Best case scenario is we’ll trade him for Gena Davis on Oct.1. 

Best case scenario is we’ll trade him for Gena Davis on Oct.1. 

She may be out a few days each month but at least it’ll be on a consistent schedule

The issue is 100% command.   If it was tipping the Astros would have figured it out.  Remember that one bad start in Arlington for Cole?  

This slide started in Toronto when he freaking walked the world.  Some guys just get the yips.   

Diaz is Kelly Leaking it out there

I know the bullpen hasn't pitched much the last couple of games, but if I'm Hinch I'd be tempted to tell Miley that he's pitching this entire game and I don't care if you throw 150 pitches. I know that's not going to happen, but he's pretty much already conceded this game with this lineup. 

We are making a guy with a 6.43 era look like Cy Young

Looking like wild card will come down to A’s vs Rays

Indians about to be 2 back with 3 to go

 

A’s vs Mariners

Rays vs Blue Jays

In each matchup the WC contender is exactly 30 games better than their opponent

 

 

Oakland would host in the event of same record by virtue of winning season series 4-3.

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