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13 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Urquidy auditioning for the 4th spot in the postseason tonight.  

if he makes it to the mound without spiking himself, he got the part.

If he goes down game 1, what are the rules on replacing him ?

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

If he goes down game 1, what are the rules on replacing him ?

He can be replaced, but is not eligible for next series.   

We are dead last in LOB and hitting into double plays, and still have ther best record the league. That's crazy. 

I worry the Stros got WAY too cute last night. Play your f***ing regulars after a 2 hour flight when meaningful baseball is involved. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I worry the Stros got WAY too cute last night. Play your f***ing regulars after a 2 hour flight. 

Hinch can be infuriating.

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Hinch can be infuriating.

This. Hey guys, sorry about that AAAA lineup last night. Go out and win 2 out of 3 to save my ass. 

When he hit that I thought it was gone. 

29 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

We are dead last in LOB and hitting into double plays, and still have ther best record the league. That's crazy. 

Not really.  We get a shit ton of runners on base.  It is a prerequisite to hitting into double plays and LOB.  It also helps with scoring runs although we hit a ton of solo homers too.

Rangers and Giants both rolling over. Just win and fuck both the Yankees and Dodgers. 

Rangers and Giants both rolling over. Just win and fuck both the Yankees and Dodgers. 

Giants just bad. They will NEVER roll over for LA.
2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Not really.  We get a shit ton of runners on base.  It is a prerequisite to hitting into double plays and LOB.  It also helps with scoring runs although we hit a ton of solo homers too.

Agreed. Gotta have the runners on. We also lead the MLB in average and fewest strikeouts.

When Altuve was hitting .250, I guaranteed be would end up .300 at the end of the year.  Come on, man.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

That was an ugly K Brantley. 

He’s fallen off a cliff 

17 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Rangers and Giants both rolling over. Just win and fuck both the Yankees and Dodgers. 

 Rangers? Maybe.

Giants?... oh you dear sweet summer child

Edited by Rimbo

I'd really like to put a big crooked number on the board and then cruise through ther rest of the game. 

These guys seem like they don't give one fuck of being there right now 

45 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Rangers are already in offseason mode 

How can you tell?

Pressly looked good

"Bring me the glove of Alfredo Garcia."

How did Tucker allow himself to get thrown out on that?

Uncle Mike!!

Uncle Mike has woken up from his slumber

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