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I have had MLBN streaming all day while I am at the office. Looks like Cash is about to have a press conference after the break. 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Just got tickets dropped in my lap and the boss lady was like hell yeah take the afternoon off. 

give her the d GIF

He also said Tampa Bay was loud as fuck
Bitch please

At about 1:25 tomorrow when Bregman steps up to bat and that MVP chant is going that dude is gonna hear loud
6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

The roof is apparently broken.
Someone’s gonna have to close is manually if they can’t get it fixed

 

I was there for the final Friday home game and they couldn't get the roof to open for the fireworks. Took them about 30 minutes to fix it. 

Astros just making sure the roof stays closed for the WS again

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University of Florida QB Kyle Trask sporting the colors (he’s from Houston.)

We were always gonna get the shaft time wise during the ALDS due to it being Rays or A's not much we can do especially with NYY & LAD on the docket. 

Yeah, I already cleared my calendar for Mon and Tues afternoon.  

Monday at 12:05
Tuesday at 3:15

Let the griping commence.
Not sure how they lock those in already. Monday all 4 series play, but the 2 NL will.be game 4s so potentially it could be 2, 3 or 4 games that day.


If it ends up just us and the yankees series and they keep that start time then that is just dumbassery

Can’t risk the Astros cutting into the 6hr yankee pre game broadcast 

Can’t risk the Astros cutting into the 6hr yankee pre game broadcast 
Not sure even Arod can deepthroat that long

And if we have a game 5 it will be the late game 4fbd10579ecf64ed42db87dc67e33de8.jpg

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17 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Hinch and Correa for Thor and....
?

Hinch for Alonso and de Grom

 

We'll throw in a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit for 1986

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Biggest game of the season is today, let's fucking go boys!

Had a dream we got 2 in the first with an Altuve inside the park HR.

48 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Biggest game of the season is today.

Literally !!!

game day staff and entertainment showed up mmp 4:30am. That place is going to be rocking 

Literally !!!
game day staff and entertainment showed up mmp 4:30am. That place is going to be rocking 
So start the wave guy was there at 430?

I'm so excited

And I just can't hide it

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

Crazy stuff can happen in a short series. A dominant outing from JV and an offensive explosion to chase Glasnow first time through the lineup should calm everyone's nerves.

 

My H Town brethren need to make sure that the Juice Box is rocking.

 

Speaking of which, the juice puns (Minute Maid vs. Tropicana) are gonna get old fast...

 

 

4 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

Has the final roster not yet been announced?

I don't think so because I keep hoping Urquidy is on the roster and Miley not and I want confirmation

2 hours ago, Mez2 said:

Biggest game of the season is today, let's fucking go boys!

Definitely a game with playoff implications

18 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I don't think so because I keep hoping Urquidy is on the roster and Miley not and I want confirmation

Sort of a mixed bag for you I suppose

A little surprised Peacock didn't make it. 

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Good now everyone can shut the fuck up about Tucker/Reddick not making the postseason roster lol 

 

 

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