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Not a good match up for Altuve.  He can't lay off of high fastballs and it's hard to catch up with 98+.

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altuve needs wayyyy better judgment on his pitch selection moving forward god dammit.

39 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Broadcasters are sucking off Glasnow a bit much.  Yeah, he's tall and he throws a hundred.  And his ERA is pretty over 60 innings this year.  But it's around 4.50 for his career.  Calm down.

yeah, I'm just wondering when they're going to give this guy the Cy Young and possibly MVP award this year.

Ha, Springer almost slid in to left on that one.

Edited by kevwun

Might not win that one on a challenge.  Nvm, just beat it.

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Safe AF on that replay. Looking for MLB to fuck us on this one. 

Yeah, lets send Brantley who looks like he's running in molasses.

Switched over to mlb.tv from FS1 and am watching with the Astros radio broadcast instead. Highly recommended if you have the option. 

Bounce one to the backstop here

Switched over to mlb.tv from FS1 and am watching with the Astros radio broadcast instead. Highly recommended if you have the option. 

Yeah finally getting a chance to tune in and get caught up on this thread
This entire thread has turned into a bitchfesr about the announcers
Just put it on mute...

Death, taxes and bitching about playoff announcers
Some things never change

Yordan goes down 0-2 in what seems like every at bat the last couple weeks.

i'm fucking pissed.  statesman this morning said the game started at 2.  I turn it on at 1:45 and it's the third inning already.

Can’t complain too much as long as Verlander keeps getting that outside call too 

God, I hate prolonged days off

jv better abuse that outer part of the plate if it's gonna get called.

strike 3 wasn't terrible, but the first pitch was off.

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Needed to be protecting there.

Yeah, hopefully something he learns or works on. 

Just now, thrillhammer said:

statesman this morning

That is where you messed up

 Gotta foul that off and see another pitch. 

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

jv better abuse that outer part of the plate if it's gonna get called.

strike 3 wasn't terrible, but the first pitch was off.

True, but we got one 3 inches off the plate in the first.  He's wide, but consistent at least.  And hell yeah, JV should be going hard away from lefties.

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
6 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:
i'm fucking pissed.  statesman this morning said the game started at 2.  I turn it on at 1:45 and it's the third inning already.

2 ET.

I get that but this is the statesman, which is issued in cst.  they've never messed the time up before.  that I know of at least. 

AJ had some good ones in the ESPN radio pregame show. 

Announcer - "You mentioned how TB already has a playoff win."

Hinch - "Yeah, I didn't want to let Cash get into that underdog thing at the press conference, none of that 'The Little Engine That Could from Tampa.'"  

2 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

I get that but this is the statesman, which is issued in cst.  they've never messed the time up before.  that I know of at least. 

 You should write a strongly worded letter to the editor. 

8 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

God, I hate prolonged days off

That is why I don't want to sweep any round except the World Series 

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