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Biggest inning here. JV needs to shut them down. Good start. 

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Anyone remember when baseball had A-game announcers for the playoffs?  This shit is awful.

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Anyone remember when baseball had A-game announcers?  This shit is awful.

Fify

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

 You should write a strongly worded letter to the editor. 

i'm considering it, and looping in my congressman to boot.   you fuckwads can joke all you want but they've never gotten a time wrong like this.  longhorns soccer last night, volleyball the night before, game of thrones, survivor, what have you.  the times are always right.  every regular season astros game start time I've gotten off the statesman and it's been spot on.  not sure how they screwed this up.

Yuli is very underrated defensively. He makes some great scoops. 

If this wasn't the first game of the playoffs, I would be real tempted to let him pitch the 8th.  Might let him do it anyway.

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So who's the brunette in the front next to Crane's wife through 5.

Deep in the Heart of Texas is the best stretch song

IMO Osuna needs to pitch the 9th. He sometimes had trouble with a lot of rest. Don't want him to have to come into a 1 run game without pitching some. 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

JV acting like he wants to go another inning. 

I mean he did just mow down the heart of their order like it was no big deal, so I wouldn’t blame him.  

Just now, elfenix said:

Deep in the Heart of Texas is the best stretch song

You don’t love Sweet Caroline?

I'm late but you dumdums keep talking shit about big dick Yordan

“It’s a ball that could be called a strike.”

 

of course, dipshit. But it wasn’t in the zone.

Now these morons are heaping condescension upon their bullshit announcing.

Why the constant cock-slurping overthe Rays pitching?

They must have won 140 games this season...

Doh!  There’s a walk.

“You know it’s coming”

Fuck  these clowns.

1 ping only from Yordan.  Bitches.

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I'm late but you dumdums keep talking shit about big dick Yordan

Scraps FTW

Yordan haters to the courtesy phone please. Haters to the courtesy phone. 

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I'm late but you dumdums keep talking shit about big dick Yordan

Whatever, just a two out rbi double 

Keep giving us second base, please.

And nice cut, Yordan.  Bust that postseason cherry.

How can they lay off these pitches?

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Yuli loves the playoffs, I have this faith in him

Bitches

I was just hoping Yordan would hit the ball hard even if he made an out. Hit and a run scored is a bonus. Hopefully that gets him going again.

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