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Ok Osuna, a nice easy 3 up 3 down inning. 

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Just now, TexArcher said:

No offense, but I hope you lose about 20 more years.

I'd make that trade.

I need George to get his shit together.
Reddick gona Reddick though...Woooo blah blah.


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Botany is the block that stay crunk at all times. 

#HTownPride 

A healthy Altuve is tits

Sidebar: how is it possible that A-Rod is less articulate than Big Papi?

3 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Botany is the block that stay crunk at all times. 

#HTownPride 

Clover land. You can’t stop it baby. 

WTF... Are the stairs off limit for fans to watch in center field by bullpen? Seeing security on stairs in the back
Yes. When the starter is out of game that area becomes off limits. Thanks to Craig Bjornson. Team has refused to change the policy

They said today on the broadcast that Snell could only go 60 pitches tomorrow correct?

i was on a call and the tv was on mute, but during the postgame, they were interviewing verlander, and talked about him waving to his daughter.  then they showed kate and his daughter waving, and i swear i saw at least 1-2 people (assuming cole's wife and someone else) behind her wearing "colt 45" shirts but it said "cole 45" instead.  i'm on directvnow and can't rewind.

did anyone else see what i'm talking about or am i taking crazy pills?

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i was on a call and the tv was on mute, but during the postgame, they were interviewing verlander, and talked about him waving to his daughter.  then they showed kate and his daughter waving, and i swear i saw at least 1-2 people (assuming cole's wife and someone else) behind her wearing "colt 45" shirts but it said "cole 45" instead.  i'm on directvnow and can't rewind.

did anyone else see what i'm talking about or am i taking crazy pills?

Likely Amy Crawford Cole, they're all super close friends. And yes,  that's a Cole 45 shirt,  not a colt 45. Someone here locally makes them

Starting to think Dodgers v Astros is almost inevitable.

5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Starting to think Dodgers v Astros is almost inevitable.

No jinxing bro!

No jinxing bro!


Yea no shit.

I would really love to NOT see LA make the series 3yrs in a row. Even if we aren’t there. Braves Stros or Braves Yanks.


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Sat in right field. Rays RF meadows got quite this shit storm from fans after that error in shallow Left and again after the ground rule double.

Almost felt bad for the guy, almost.

Heard on the Ray-Dee-O this afternoon that Cole is 16-0 with a 1.72 ERA in his last 22 starts.  That's pretty good I think.  

Let's go Gerrit.  Win game 2 please.

8pm start time after a Saturday of drinking and watching college football means our crowd will be extra juiced tomorrow night. It’s gonna be loud af I. The juice box!

5 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

8pm start time after a Saturday of drinking and watching college football means our crowd will be extra juiced tomorrow night. It’s gonna be loud af I. The juice box!

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Man, I hope Comcast's upcoming schedule of the playoffs is inaccurate.  They're showing ALCS 1 and NLCS 2 starting at the same time on Sat the 12th.  Then on Wed the 16th they show the NLCS 5 starting at 2pm and the ALCS 4 at 3pm.  Surely that can't be right?  There's nothing to compete with in prime time on a Wed.

Man, I hope Comcast's upcoming schedule of the playoffs is inaccurate.  They're showing ALCS 1 and NLCS 2 starting at the same time on Sat the 12th.  Then on Wed the 16th they show the NLCS 5 starting at 2pm and the ALCS 4 at 3pm.  Surely that can't be right?  There's nothing to compete with in prime time on a Wed.

No that’s not right.
The only worry you’ll have on the 12th is whether alcs game 1 will be in the afternoon and if so how much of the end of TX/ou will overlap


3 hours ago, utxmike05 said:

 


Yea no shit.

I would really love to NOT see LA make the series 3yrs in a row. Even if we aren’t there. Braves Stros or Braves Yanks.


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I'll take Astros against anybody from the NL, please.

Altuve likes HRs in the first game of League Division Series

5 in the last three years.

The one time he didn’t (2015), all he did instead was go 3 for 5.

4 hours ago, Sleepygrad said:

8pm start time after a Saturday of drinking and watching college football means our crowd will be extra juiced tomorrow night. It’s gonna be loud af I. The juice box!

You don't have to drink to have a good time. 

 

 

But it helps!

biggest game of the season, can't hold anything back

Only 1 homer from our guys is unacceptable. Need like 4 tonight

9 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Only 1 homer from our guys is unacceptable. Need like 4 tonight

We did have a lot of warning track shots against the greatest pitcher of all time though.  You have to think some of those will find their way into the seats against mere mortals. 

I can't wait to hear how much they deep throat Blake Snell tonight.  If Tyler Glasnow is basically Randy Johnson, then Blake Snell is like if Nolan Ryan and Sandy Koufax had a baby then Greg Maddux taught it how to pitch.  

I can't wait to hear how much they deep throat Blake Snell tonight.  If Tyler Glasnow is basically Randy Johnson, then Blake Snell is like if Nolan Ryan and Sandy Koufax had a baby then Greg Maddux taught it how to pitch.  

Well, then it’s a good thing he’ll be out of the game by the 3rd inning

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