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I've been wondering since Bregman got on when we would see Altuve

Do you walk Altuve to pitch to Chirinos?

A for effort by all batters to get us here

Astros today...

 

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Even if we lose here, I love this team.

That wasn't a strike either

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Astros today...

 

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I don’t get it. Is it a Game of Thrones reference 

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8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Do you walk Altuve to pitch to Chirinos?

damnit

3 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I don’t get it. Is it a Game of Thrones reference 

Fuck no.  Monty Python, bro.

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Even if we lose here, I love this team.

darn. But I love the fight back. 

we'll take it out on Minnesota back home

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Fuck no.  Monty Python, bro.

I was giving him the benefit of the doubt and went with sarcasm... but wondered.

Things that can go fuck itself: Our starting pitching 

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Love the comeback. Too bad it fell short, but obviously these guys can use it positively. 

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

This was a gritty comeback for run differential purposes.  

Run diff boiz! 

We need to get back to Minute Maid asap to get back on track choo choo

did the rangers pick up garrett and mchugh ?

 

garrett and hinch said he was tipping his pitches yesterday. did the same happen to mchugh ?

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

did the rangers pick up garrett and mchugh ?

 

garrett and hinch said he was tipping his pitches yesterday. did the same happen to mchugh ?

Who's Garrett? 

3 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Love the comeback. Too bad it fell short, but obviously these guys can use it positively. 

What the fuck is your problem with negging me about my post about Chirinos striking out. Fucking cunt.

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Again, I don't think your bipolar outbursts belong on the Astros' season thread.  Although they're outrageous and typically terrible takes, your commentary is better suited for the Texans' team thread.

Oh, and all that other stuff from Cloak Room.  You don't get to hide your true self on the sports boards.

9 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Again, I don't think your bipolar outbursts belong on the Astros' season thread.  Although they're outrageous and typically terrible takes, your commentary is better suited for the Texans' team thread.

Oh, and all that other stuff from Cloak Room.  You don't get to hide your true self on the sports boards.

First of all you’re not the fucking moderator. I said Chirinos had a bad swing but said good effort too. It was during the game too, so like a game thread there are reactions t plays. Also I knew you’re negging me for my opinions in the CR. Don’t bring the Cunt Rules bullshit into the other boards. No one wants the shit to infect the rest of the place.

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Take it to PMs, darlings.

The Twins are so screwed tonight. I'm pissed that I can't go. My tix are on StubHub.

If we are going to start negging in-game bipolar outbursts, half this board will be crowd-sourced right out of here. 

55 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

If we are going to start negging in-game bipolar outbursts, half this board will be crowd-sourced right out of here. 

the horror

37 minutes ago, WBT said:

the horror

Lulz. Yeah a purge wouldn't be a bad thing but I want to keep Mez around.

33 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Lulz. Yeah a purge wouldn't be a bad thing but I want to keep Mez around.

thanks, I think?

Marwin is starting for them. Alt channel tonight.

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Alvarez homered again today. Leads all MiLB with 10 Hrs. Finished the day 3 for 5 with a HR, 2B, and 3 RBI

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Marwin stopped and signed all the way down baseline. Got a batting practice ball that lilshep got and marwin signed it.

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Marwin batting 6th.  Hopefully he gets some good applause.

Pretty cool video to honor marwin just now

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Yeah that wasn't an error.  A walk and two hits to the first four batters.  If not for the dp this would feel a lot like our last two first innings.

An error?  That's harsh


You say harsh I say fucking stupid lol

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