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This FS1 broadcast is a fucking beating. They’re pimping the rays so fucking hard.

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Fuck this fucking bullshit. Win this fucking game boys. 

This FS1 broadcast is a fucking beating. They’re pimping the rays so fucking hard.



If you have Bluetooth and the mlb at bat app, sync up the audio of Ford and sparks and mute the tv.

There is no reason to listen to national guys during the most stressful games of the season. It’s just more nails on the chalkboard when you’re already irritated by the smallest little thing.

I'm still amused that half the upper deck in Tampa is empty. Should be unheard of for playoff games at any ballpark

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Rays are blowing their limp dick wad. I like our chances in game 5.

aka Cole Train coming through!

Fuck Tampa have to tarp off over half the stadium until they make playoffs

Pinch hit for Brantley or give him one more AB to help work out of his funk?

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Just now, clapclapclap said:

Pinch hit for Brantley or give him one more AB to help work out of his funk/

 He's hit the ball on the button tonight. Just had really bad luck. 

I want every Astro to rip the ball this inning. Even if it’s three lineouts. Scald it.

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

 


If you have Bluetooth and the mlb at bat app, sync up the audio of Ford and sparks and mute the tv.

There is no reason to listen to national guys during the most stressful games of the season. It’s just more nails on the chalkboard when you’re already irritated by the smallest little thing.
 

 

 

These hardly seem like national guys. I think they are AL East announcers.  Even the little puff pieces are all Rays.  Plus they "learn" Harris because he has to pitch now even though this isn't the first time he has pitched this series.  Astros don't learn any of their guys even though they pitch all of them, I guess. None of the Astros have a back story either. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 He's hit the ball on the button tonight. Just had really bad luck. 

And the bad luck continued through this last AB. Need to get back to H-Town.

And the great news is that Thursday's game is on FS1, so we get to listen to these dipshits again.

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Let's get another base runner

Yep.  One more for Alvarez, please.  

Just now, cabowabo said:

Here we go bitches......

Done kicking...I mean walking your dog?

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

If he cranks this, I might break something.

And if he doesn't I might

Come on Alvarez, it is your time. 

Swinging at two balls one of which was absolute trash. Ready for Thursday

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Maybe we'll be more clutch in game 5 with our hitting. 

Hard to be less....

Fucking shift.  5 years ago and it's a one run game and they're really puckering.  106.4 mph too.

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Well, shit. 

Don’t be pussies - show up on Thursday, and be loud. That’s all. 

That was a piss poor performance. Couldn’t score off of a bunch of bullpen guys. I don’t give a shit if it was the “best” bullpen. I hope they decide to show up Thursday night. 

I feel a lot better after the way we competed late. Might not carry over, but I hope we’re getting some mojo back. 

Look... it sucks.   Bounces went their way tonight.  Our guys hit some hard balls that found gloves.   They had some bloops and grounders that found outfield grass.  

No reason to slit wrists.  

Game 5 awaits.  Do it.  

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Fucking shift.  5 years ago and it's a one run game and they're really puckering.  106.4 mph too.

Or Walt F’n Weiss snags it.  

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Or Walt F’n Weiss snags it.  

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Fuck Tampa Bay. That "stadium" is a shithole. It's a fucking circus tent that sometimes people play baseball in. When Luhnow said "we don't know why we play bad there" that was all I needed to know this could go 5. But this is why home field is important. Let the Cole Train roll at home. For the first time in God knows how long we play better at home than we do on the road. Nothing is fucked here dude. 

Fuck me. Thursday is going to be intense, the most Important game of the season.

literally 

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