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Gonna be there for Game 1.  Fuck yes.

Will it go as the following:

Game 1 - Greinke - HOME

Game 2 - Verlander - HOME

Game 3 - Cole - AWAY

If so, call me crazy, but I think there is a decent chance of the Astros starting the series 3-0.

I love how David Ortiz called Altuve, "the little guy."

HE'S GOT PANTIES ON, AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN MY FACE

5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Will it go as the following:

Game 1 - Greinke - HOME

Game 2 - Verlander - HOME

Game 3 - Cole - AWAY

If so, call me crazy, but I think there is a decent chance of the Astros starting the series 3-0.

I don’t know about all that, but if the Astros can win game 1 they will definitely be in a good spot.

springer / brantley / reddick / tucker / correa need a ton of batting cage time 

I don’t know about all that, but if the Astros can win game 1 they will definitely be in a good spot.
Biggest game of the year

will harris: not everyone can say they hit puberty at 35

 

14 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Will it go as the following:

Game 1 - Greinke - HOME

Game 2 - Verlander - HOME

Game 3 - Cole - AWAY

If so, call me crazy, but I think there is a decent chance of the Astros starting the series 3-0.

i made the case a couple weeks ago to have greinke pitch g2 so he could have two home starts and have cole on the road, where it's obviously tougher.

it wasn't pretty, but that's what happened.  if greinke can pitch well in g1 and we can win, it can't be fun to be the yankees knowing that jv and cole are next, and are also lined up for 6/7.

of course joe g and ajp are only concerned that cole won't even go in the first two games, and the yankees will only have to face him twice if the series goes 7.

45 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

AJP is a fucking idiot. Who else do you start? 

No shit.  Does he think we trot out gas can Miley to start Game 1?

If we do anything but the starting pitcher rotation Joe G lined up we are fuckin regarded 


it wasn't pretty, but that's what happened.  if greinke can pitch well in g1 and we can win, it can't be fun to be the yankees knowing that jv and cole are next, and are also lined up for 6/7.
of course joe g and ajp are only concerned that cole won't even go in the first two games, and the yankees will only have to face him twice if the series goes 7.


As long as we get it to a game 7 if necessary...
Triggered at the thought of a series against a team from NY ending in 6 with our best pitcher in line to start game 7.
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Greinke needs to dig deep on saturday 

I think he'll be sharp.  He struggled on like 12 days rest and now he'll be on normal rest and feeling like he owes us a quality start.  And I think we'll get it.

If we do anything but the starting pitcher rotation Joe G lined up we are fuckin regarded 

Can the yankees please have a derek jeter day before games 3, 4 and 5 ?

thanks 

As a matter of fact, if the Yankees lose Game 1, I don't know how they can win the series.  Beating Houston 4 out of 6 when 5 of those are started by JV, Cole, or Greinke sounds damn near impossible.

And Greinke gets them in Game 1 after a long layoff for them.

I feel good, y'all.

lol there were people who insisted on here that Verlander pitched arguably as well as Cole this season.  

Edited by Fozzz

As a matter of fact, if the Yankees lose Game 1, I don't know how they can win the series.  Beating Houston 4 out of 6 when 5 of those are started by JV, Cole, or Greinke sounds damn near impossible.
And Greinke gets them in Game 1 after a long layoff for them.
I feel good, y'all.

This is a point that is good.
Just now, Fozzz said:

lol there we’re people who insisted on here that Verlander pitched arguably as well as Cole this season.  

i know what you're saying, and i don't disagree.

but take verlander's season when he won the cy young and the mvp.  that's basically what he's done his entire astros career.  dude has been silly good.

it just so happens that cole is having a generational season.

I think he'll be sharp.  He struggled on like 12 days rest and now he'll be on normal rest and feeling like he owes us a quality start.  And I think we'll get it.

It’s amusing you feel like you understand what ZG feels like he owes anyone. Ever.

But I bet he tries hard.

Getting fucked up on Thursday nights is so underappreciated and respected. But, I'm hoping to. Change that

Watching the FS1 postgame in the locker room is awesome. "This isn't helping my alcoholism!" "Let's get fucked up!" Do that boys. You've earned it. 

2 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

lol there were people who insisted on here that Verlander pitched arguably as well as Cole this season.  

Well that argument will definitely persuade them otherwise.

Getting fucked up on Thursday nights is so underappreciated and respected. But, I'm hoping to. Change that

Are you tippin? Or dropping pots and spots?

I don’t know the lurics good
1 minute ago, huge said:


Are you tippin? Or dropping pots and spots?

I don’t know the lurics good

Trunk banging, fifth hanging. 84s and vogues swanging

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

cardinals game 6.

dodgers game 7.

just keep it boring, string.  keep it dead fucking boring.

man was this an accurate prediction.

holy shit, only 9 pitching changes.

even all the scores of the games were close.

3 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

lol there we’re people who insisted on here that Verlander pitched arguably as well as Cole this season.  

On here and everywhere else. He may even win the Cy Young still.  Cole has taken it to another level in the postseason. That doesn't change the stats for the season itself. 

just to clarify, according to girardi, the yankees starting pitching staff is much better than they get credit for.

against the twins:

paxton - 4.2ip

tanaka - 5ip

severino - 4ip

their bullpen can be nasty, but no need to act like they're trotting out ryan, carlton, and seaver.  once again, it'll be about whether all the relievers can be "on" on a given day.  the rays guys were for the most part.  i guess we'll see.  but it's nice to know our guys can all go 6-8 innings.

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I kinda feel sorry for amy Crawfords vagina tonight Nd may b into o tomorrow too he might wear itl5 out. And good for hum

Just now, Mez2 said:

I kinda feel sorry for amy Crawfords vagina tonight Nd may b into o tomorrow too he might wear itl5 out. And good for hum

Surly post of the decade right here.

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

just to clarify, according to girardi, the yankees starting pitching staff is much better than they get credit for.

against the twins:

paxton - 4.2ip

tanaka - 5ip

severino - 4ip

their bullpen can be nasty, but no need to act like they're trotting out ryan, carlton, and seaver.  once again, it'll be about whether all the relievers can be "on" on a given day.  the rays guys were for the most part.  i guess we'll see.  but it's nice to know our guys can all go 6-8 innings.

Gays relieres  were better fro to p to notttom,  no sort of hono

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Someone post e Honda beat up by like guile or Ken

Sonic boom !

Getting fucked up on Thursday nights is so underappreciated and respected. But, I'm hoping to. Change that

Are you tippin? Or dropping pots and spots?

I don’t know the lurics good
4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

I kinda feel sorry for amy Crawfords vagina tonight Nd may b into o tomorrow too he might wear itl5 out. And good for hum

you gotta pay the price for the big contracts.

19 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Trunk banging, fifth hanging. 84s and vogues swanging

We sittin’ high on 20 inch chrome

Tryin’ to get our shine on.

7 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

I kinda feel sorry for amy Crawfords vagina tonight Nd may b into o tomorrow too he might wear itl5 out. And good for hum

Sounds like the beer was flowing in Section 250-whatever tonight.

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