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Gotta be a record for posts in here this post season saying “bats gotta come alive”. Either pitchers have figured us out or we are just in a shitty fukin slump. It’s fuking aggravating


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Ok come on... let’s close this inning out

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Joe Buck needs to shut the fuck up.

 We all know that's not going to happen. Not sure there's a play by play man that loves the sound of his own voice more. 

Zack did well to pitch himself out of that.

Runs, god dammit, runs!

If we don’t score a run this next inning we will lose this game. Offense needs to nut the fuck up. It’s been pathetic all post season.

right about now would be a fucking FANTASTIC time to stop playing like this game is a library.

 

One inning in the last 3 games.

 

Wake the fuck up, motherfuckers.

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Come on, let’s string some hits together bats. 

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

If we don’t score a run this next inning we will lose this game. Offense needs to nut the fuck up. It’s been pathetic all post season.

I love the arbitrary nature that it has to happen this next inning.

Just now, deech said:

I love the arbitrary nature that it has to happen this next inning.

Yea, because we never score runs after the 5th. 

E honda is really good 

Is the 80s astros offense???
Attack the damn ball

Just now, Mez2 said:

E honda is really good 

We make him look like Greg Maddux every time we face him.

Just now, Mez2 said:

E honda is really good 

He's really not.  But he is tonight.

He's starting to hang that slider a bit.  Come on, now.

This feels like we are the Cardinals and the Yankees are the Nationals....

Ok ok ok... get frustrated and make a mistake 

This fucking ump.

no low strikes... but first pitch was...

astros have forgotten the game of baseball.

 

Ho-lee fuk.

Just now, housious said:

How the fuck do you not get back there

He slipped. It happens sometimes. Even to the MVP.

Our AIDS infected offense picked up right where we left off against TB.

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