Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 41.6k
  • Views 1.7m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • My mom was diagnosed with breast cancer 3 weeks ago. Tomorrow she starts her treatment. She's been a wreck ever since the diagnosis. I mentioned a few pages back how a friend of the family manage

  • Rustic Horn
    Rustic Horn

  • Newest Astro fan was born earlier today at 12:09 am Mez3, holla!

Posted Images

Let’s fucking go now. F these guys. Three runs should not be a problem in a normal rational world. 

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Warm up Miley and let him eat this shit

He’s not on the roster.

I also hate the music this Fox broadcast chooses to play. Baseball is serious business.

Need some runs. Yankees were always score some. 


Thanks captain obvious


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

First game against NYY this year we beat them 4-3 after Tanaka gave up only one run in s6 IP.

What that means for today is probably nothing, but fuck it.

Edited by Fudge Nuggets

He’s not on the roster.

Well fuck. Then fuck AJ to for even having him on the ALDS roster when he pitches zero fucking pitches. Hinch is getting out coached by Aaron fucking Boone

I feel better about 7-8-9 then I do about 1-2-3 this inning. 

We have one fucking hit against this fucker. One god damn hit. 

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:


Well fuck. Then fuck AJ to for even having him on the ALDS roster when he pitches zero fucking pitches. Hinch is getting out coached by Aaron fucking Boone

He pitched in game 3. Not well, but he pitched. 

He pitched in game 3. Not well, but he pitched. 

Oh my bad. He’s hard watch when he pitches.

Baseball is really frustrating at times.   But it can turn quickly.  

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:


Well fuck. Then fuck AJ to for even having him on the ALDS roster when he pitches zero fucking pitches. Hinch is getting out coached by Aaron fucking Boone

How is he getting outcoached? Unless you think he said, “Hey, guys-let’s not get any hits tonight, ok?” There haven’t been any “coaching moves” to criticize or praise either way so far.

Whatever, coaching/video review/ mental prep the batters took... it ain’t working great this post season so far. 

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

Swing the God damn bat Chorizo.

But not at that shit for fucks sake.

Edited by Fudge Nuggets

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

The Toronto trade was even worse.

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

Yea not the problem right now. 

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

We usually agree. Not on this one. Zack is our #3. Tanaka is as good as the Yanks starters get. 

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired
If hinch would let him bat we may would have a run since the rest of our team likes to bat like pussies now
2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

You make it sound like Grienke would have 10 hits at the plate and would have scored 5 runs.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Three runs is nothing.   Buncha whiners.  

Might as well be 40.

Giving up 3 runs to the yankees is actually good. Greinke is far from the problem this game.

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

Just stop. After your Miley hot take I thought you’d stop.
2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

He’d have to have pitched a no-hitter the way this one is going to win. He did fine.

Our postseason batting is complete dogshit.
If we don't advance it ain't because of arms.

I'm not use to this much bitch assedness in the Astros threads.

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Three runs is nothing.   Buncha whiners.  

I really don't feel like this is over.  Yeah, yeah, their bullpen, but we have a bunch of guys who can launch a fastball.

I am bailing may the Astros come to life with me absent. If they do I will gladly miss all remaining games.

I am bailing may the Astros come to life with me absent. If they do I will gladly miss all remaining games.
Likewise. Lilshep has 900am ballgame tomorrow.
2 minutes ago, deech said:

I'm not use to this much bitch assedness in the Astros threads.

I'm used to more fucking hits.

I'm used to a team that isn't intent upon doing their drunken slorch attempting to bat in the majors routine.

Edited by Iceman

3 minutes ago, deech said:

I'm not use to this much bitch assedness in the Astros threads.

Yeah. 3 innings and 6 games to go. The offense will get going.

Then again I think 0u just sacked Sam again.

Just now, Iceman said:

I'm used to more fucking hits.

Welcome to the playoffs.  First time here?

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Welcome to the playoffs.  First time here?

fuck that.

It's the playoffs for the Rays and Yankees too.

 

This is total bullshit.

If hinch would let him bat we may would have a run since the rest of our team likes to bat like pussies now

Ok I laughed lol.

Jesus, half you guys believe this is over already at 3-0.  We have 3 more at bats for crying out loud.  We did win 107 games and these clowns 4-3 on the season.  

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Jesus, half you guys believe this is over already at 3-0.  We have 3 more at bats for crying out loud.  We did win 107 games and these clowns 4-3 on the season.  

3-0 wasn't the issue.

1-0 is.


Just stop. After your Miley hot take I thought you’d stop.

I’m drunk and pissed. Fuck off. We look like dog shit. Am I wrong?

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.