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1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Aaaa-aaaa-afternoon delight

Best song ever written about anal sex.

No one's watching to hear story time Smoltz

We have smoked some balls with little to show

can They hit a ball that's not right at Cameron maybin

 

 

Just now, At Ease said:

We have smoked some balls with little to show

They’ll start falling.  Bats are awake tonight.  If JV can keep them down, we’re going to win.  

We’re still sucking off Judge I see.

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Holy fuck, Buck and Smoltz need to shut the fuck about about memories from 1996.

 Well if we lose tonight I wouldn't mind having a repeat of the outcome. 

When Cameron fucking maybin can come up with a hit then it’s not to much to ask our all stars to muster up some fuckin runs

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Go call an NFL game, Buck.  Please.  

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With C.C. Sabathia, and DiDi Gregarious, surely e e cummings is on the roster.

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And play a lot of B.B. King over the loudspeakers

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

Racking up pitches

Yep.  DiDi is working to shorten JV’s night in one at bat.  

We're so scared as the plate

Tucker can’t lay off the high ball. I know a lot here have big hopes for him but I think he has big bust potential. 

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swinging at shit a foot out of the zone

Glad Marisnick got his 1 AB to strike out with runners on 2nd and 3rd.

Joe Buck never shuts up. What happened to baseball announcers leaving it quiet for a few seconds occasionally?

Look up ugly fucking ass at bat in the dictionary and it will have a video of that at bat. 

Man and we were JUST finally figuring out Green...


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I struck out a dude in 5th grade with that sequence once.

George is getting upset!!

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