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2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Wind blowing out to right at 20 mph. I like our leftys much more than theirs . Brantley will have a HR and Yordan will have 2. 

And I will have 3 boners.  Not all at once, because that would be a record.

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27 mph wind gusts blowing to the outfield.  Bet those overs folks.
If Yordan can't hit one out with 27mph wind then he is never hitting one out again
Abreu pitched in the first game of the series, but you would be forgiven for blocking out that memory.

Yeah realized that after the fact but too late to edit... and yes, I completely blocked that out.

We should whistle constantly tonight. They should hand out fucking whistles as SGAs if this thing gets to game 6. 

31 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

No Joe Buck for tonight's broadcast. He'll be in Denver for the Thursday Night Football Game.

So there's a good hair plug place in Denver.

33 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

No Joe Buck for tonight's broadcast. He'll be in Denver for the Thursday Night Football Game.

Hopefully he gets snowed in for two weeks 

Edited by tx 3 putt

4 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Fondly?  No, that song was terrible.  Nice gesture by the kids, though.

Just buy the rights and rewrite the lyrics to the Houston Oilers fight song.  It became iconic to Houston (never mind that we stole it from the Dolphins, their loss) and beloved.  The best fight song in pro sports.  Houston Astros = same # of syllables as Houston Oilers, it works. 

didn't the rockets steal that for a bit?

LuLz must be a slow news dAy. How’s that a story ?
They just bumped the story of Jennifer Reyna leaving Channel 2
4 minutes ago, Scraps said:
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
LuLz must be a slow news dAy. How’s that a story ?

They just bumped the story of Jennifer Reyna leaving Channel 2

That’s the real news story !!!!!

It’s still cheaper than going through with the marriage. 

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

We should whistle constantly tonight. They should hand out fucking whistles as SGAs if this thing gets to game 6. 

i don't know if there's video on this thread, but hinch seemed pissed at his press conference.  mostly about these "unnamed" sources talking shit.

we need to come out angry and take some aggression out.

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

We should whistle constantly tonight. They should hand out fucking whistles as SGAs if this thing gets to game 6. 

Those fuckers would hate Vandy baseball.

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i don't know if there's video on this thread, but hinch seemed pissed at his press conference.  mostly about these "unnamed" sources talking shit.

we need to come out angry and take some aggression out.

Should the Series go to Game 6, they should open with Patience or Wind of Change.

 

Whistling is the new vuvuzela?

Edited by Iceman

Already getting nervous about this game. Opportunity to break their backs tonight. 

16 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Those fuckers would hate Vandy baseball.

does anybody like that asshole??

We’re about to go apeshit against this cross eyed Chinaman. 

G5 ALDS Astros win, Glasnow tipping.
G1 Yankees win, Tanaka fine.
G2 Astros Win, Paxton tipping.
G3 Astros Win, Severino tipping plus Astros stealing signs and whistling out of dugout to tip off teammates.

Do I have it right?

Edited by Limp Brisket

2 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

does anybody like that asshole??

if he pissed off the Yankees, he'd at least gain 'net neutrality' in my book.

Edited by Iceman

I wish we could have Blum Kalas for the playoffs on a separate channel or feed..They know the team inside and out.. None of this Will Smith/Carlos Beltran bullshit. 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

We need regular season Tanaka tonight 

And Greinke.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

We need regular season Tanaka tonight 

And peak season Astros hitting lineup.

46 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Who is this backwards hat yelling Yankees guido FS1 is interviewing?

An actor most famous for having a supporting role in The Longest Yard remake

7 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

G5 ALDS Astros win, Glasnow tipping.
G1 Yankees win, Tanaka fine.
G2 Astros Win, Paxton tipping.
G3 Astros Win, Severino tipping plus Astros stealing signs and whistling out of dugout to tip off teammates.

Do I have it right?

The stupidest part of the whole thing is they claim the whistling happened in game one. 

George scalded that one at 107.8 mph.  

Uncle Mike just laid off a splitter low.  Must be tipping.

These idiots booing a ball call on a pitch 8 inches outside.

They're being patient and making some solid contact.  That bodes well for the rest of the game.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

These idiots booing a ball call on a pitch 8 inches outside.

Well, they are idiots after all.

Well, they are idiots after all.
Noticed that in person Tuesday. They would boo their batter when he stepped out of the batter box.

They booed all pitches that weren't strikes, and couldn't even tell of the call was legit or not. Just some drunk idiots.

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