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framing is baseball's flop.

 

I hate it.  It is so fucking weak by the umps.  Fuck the catchers.

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making Correa look silly there


Yep especially considering strike 2 was ball 4.

we are hitting him hard

but also seem a bit dumb again against tanaka. correa AB wasn't great.

nice to see alvarex hit the ball though

come on stros

I don’t know how we’ve won two games with most of our lineup batting under .200 in the postseason. 

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

I don’t know how we’ve won two games with most of our lineup batting under .200 in the postseason. 

Colander. 

I’m thinking more than a 74 mph blooper got ZG in trouble. Gotta throw real strikes or get more chasing a la Sanchez. 

Just now, Lat22 said:

I don’t know how we’ve won two games with most of our lineup batting under .200 in the postseason. 

Their lineup has been shut down.  That's why I didn't like the rainout.  They had 3 runs in 20 innings coming in.  It's got to be in their heads.

Zack just needs to throw strikes in the bottom third and trust his infield.

Just now, Lat22 said:

I don’t know how we’ve won two games with most of our lineup batting under .200 in the postseason. 

we've pulled this shit off and on for the past 4 seasons or so.

when we're in the middle of it, we wonder if we'll ever hit again.

we didn't really hit in the 2017 alcs either.  didn't hit until a few games into the world series.

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

I don’t know how we’ve won two games with most of our lineup batting under .200 in the postseason. 

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Leadoff 1st pitch popup is so much better than a leadoff walk

Just now, WBT said:

Leadoff 1st pitch popup is so much better than a leadoff walk

eh, i would need to see more evidence.

Nice sequence to Didi and he hit a good pitch.  Asshole.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Leadoff 1st pitch popup is so much better than a leadoff walk

you mean if they throw a strike to contact, it might result in an out?

 

Telegram to fucking Greinke...quit being twinkletoed motherfucker and throw strikes, dude.

I suggest all of you pussies who live and die with every pitch/batter immediately head to the liquor store before 9 or call your dealer because y’all need to settle down. 

I suggest all of you pussies who live and die with every pitch/batter immediately head to the liquor store before 9 or call your dealer because y’all need to settle down. 


Provide the evidence that supports us scoring more than three runs
2 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Eh it was a bloop would have fallen anyway

i'll complain if i wanna.  also i'm listening more than watching

 

SIT DOWN JUDGE!

Just now, HoustonFrog said:

 


Provide the evidence that supports us scoring more than three runs

 

Because your mother.

Big boy couldn't deal with the 91mph heat.

good bounce back inning

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I suggest all of you pussies who live and die with every pitch/batter immediately head to the liquor store before 9 or call your dealer because y’all need to settle down. 

greinke needs a set of nuts...  Can you order him a pair to-go?

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Fuck yes. Call it consistently ump. What you call a strike to Bregman needs to be a strike for the Yankees as well

I hate everyone involved with this god damned Charmin commercial.

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

greinke needs a set of nuts...  

Um, he just struck out Judge with softball pitches.  A different kind of bold.

Holy shit, I just realized that's Bubbles tending bar in the Charlize Theron commercial.  Andre Royo.

The xBA for Springer, Yuli, and Yordan are .780, .550, and .820.  There was a 1.8% chance that all 3 would be outs. 

Let's take advantage of this leadoff walk.

2 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Can we go Chrinos Reddick and only 1 out?

how about 2 on no outs?

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Um, he just struck out Judge with softball pitches.  A different kind of bold.

i apologize.  Still got the redass for his charmin treatment for shit-heel Gardner.

 

Scoreboard is on Greinke.

Wooooooo!!  Reddick special with the CI but still dumped it in for a hit.

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