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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

DAGGER!

Let’s not whip our dicks out yet. 

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Obviously the Astros have found a new way to cheat.

Ball was fucking smoked

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Smoltz sounds like someone just ran over his dog, lmao!

smoltz - yankees have come back several times and the astros have to eat several more innings of relief bwahwhahwhwhawhwahawawhhawhawhahahahahahahahaaa

Boone keeps using every reliever every game and we start hitting them.  Who would have thunk it?

Beltran did some consulting with Correa.  Told him to hit homeruns in the postseason.

What was Smoltz saying about Green's "invisible fastball"?

I couldn't hear him over the crack of Correa's bat.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Smoltz sounds so dejected right now.

As it should be. Fuck him.

How are we sending signals to the batters today? Magnetic charm bracelets?

Just now, Celery Man said:

Beltran did some consulting with Correa.  Told him to hit homeruns in the postseason.

Double agent?  Maybe that's how we're stealing signs.

Man he hit the crap out of that ball.   Just seemed to me like he was ready to beast this postseason.  He knows he owes his teammates.  

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Smoltz sounds so dejected right now.

per smoltz, the astros bullpen still has several innings to go !!!!!

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Let’s not whip our dicks out yet. 

Uhh. Too late. 

Just now, At Ease said:

How are we sending signals to the batters today? Magnetic charm bracelets?

Clearly the Astros have invented time travel.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

smoltz - yankees have come back several times and the astros have to eat several more innings of relief bwahwhahwhwhawhwahawawhhawhawhahahahahahahahaaa

Fucker sounds like he's doing Yankees radio.

"It's an uphill climb for the good guys, but we've done it before.  Keep the faith, Bronx."

per smoltz, the astros bullpen still has several innings to go !!!!!

Fuck Smoltz right in his Smoltz.
Uhh. Too late. 

I’ll allow it.
9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Damn we can't buy a break today

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1 minute ago, At Ease said:

How are we sending signals to the batters today? Magnetic charm bracelets?

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Just now, Brisketexan said:


Fuck Smoltz right in his Smoltz.

He needs to be silenced and sent to an orthodontist.

6 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Correa's trade value is SKYROCKETING

 

5 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Correa's trade value is SKYROCKETING

 

5 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Correa's trade value is SKYROCKETING

 

4 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Correa's trade value is SKYROCKETING

 

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Correa's trade value is SKYROCKETING

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4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Ball was fucking smoked

Damn right it was. Though it was a double in the gap coming off the bat

Just now, housious said:

Damn right it was. Though it was a double in the gap coming off the bat

Only Astro home run I've seen hit lower and harder than that was Eric Anthony at Candlestick way back in the day.

Just what you want. Take a 5 run lead, and walk the 1st guy on 4 pitches.

Finally a strike.

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