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This ump is the biggest choke job of the postseason.    Breathe easy, Clayton.  

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1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

9 outs before they get three runs. LETS GO

never count down outs

We should pinch someone we don’t need the rest of the way. Sacrifice him to suspension for taking a bat to home plate ump.

Motherfucker walks away thinking he was owed 4 strikes

 

Fuck the Yankees. 

I swear the ump is just watching the catcher's glove.

Harris has made himself several million dollars this season. 

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

How the fuck is that a strike?

I envision this as Deadspin's headline after the game

Great inning Will.  

Smoltz needs to learn how to finish a thought while on a live broadcast 

Harris slices through the meat of their lineup.

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Harris has made himself several million dollars this season. 

Good

 

Get Momma a new airboat.  

One more inning for Harris.  Don’t over manage here Hinch. 

If Harris pitches 2 tonight, he may not be available tomorrow.

Harris needs to go another inning.

alright, come on. Insurance runs please. 

3 minutes ago, housious said:

Smoltz needs to learn how to finish a thought while on a live broadcast 

Buck must hold him in check some, he's a fucking beating tonight. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Yes, Will!

Now Yordan's going deep, y'all.

I'm calling your call with a preemptive like

Just now, kevwun said:

If Harris pitches 2 tonight, he may not be available tomorrow.

Yeah I'd go to someone else with 6,7,8 due up.  Hell, let's score 5 more and we can let Rondon and Abreu finish it out.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

If Harris pitches 2 tonight, he may not be available tomorrow.

OK.  JV for 7 then Pressly and Osuna.   AJ has options.  Boone doesn’t.  

They booed their own pitcher coming in.  What a bunch of cocksuckers.

Come on Alex, do MVP things. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’d pitch Harris is in the 8th.

Me, too.  Tomorrow's JV Day.  Win this one now.

Me, too.  Tomorrow's JV Day.  Win this one now.


Doubt Harris come back if we score this inning.

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