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Yeah, the slow roller didn't hop like it was supposed to.  Or he was just lazy and didn't get his glove down.

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Man... these Yankees are amazingly scrappy and ultra-talented bunch, so I’m told. 

I've liked Smoltz until tonight but my god is he making a fool of himself with his commentary

Just now, YChang said:

Man... these Yankees are amazingly scrappy and ultra-talented bunch, so I’m told. 

Makes you wonder who the Astros are playing tonight.  

I'd hate to play for New York with those fucking fans.

Uncle Mike!  Forget what I said earlier about pulling him.

Sweet!

So now, foul ball to Smoltzs’ grill, please.

But but but but the Yankees tried so hard ——- it’s not their fault. Make more excuses for them fuckface. I want to beat him and bury him in some field in Jersey Goodfellas style 

Edited by Iconoclast Texan

Lmao. Love this. Going to taunt my Yankee neighbor.


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1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Lotta Yankee diehards sticking this one out.  

Would love to see about 10 runs this inning and have that whole fucking place completely empty out, except for Marlins guy.

32 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Yankees look shook

Ain't no such thing as halfway crooks

anyone else here just grabbing your junk for no reason?

 

Yankee tears, mmmmmmm

Just now, Gourmand said:

anyone else here just grabbing your junk for no reason?

No, there are reasons.

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Would love to see about 10 runs this inning and have that whole fucking place completely empty out, except for Marlins guy.

Marlins guy is barely watching.  Probably lining up his bottle service for scores

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

anyone else here just grabbing your junk for no reason?

 

Yankee tears, mmmmmmm

You need a reason?

I really wish there was a way to stack Yankee fans and Sooner fans in a caged deathmatch.

The levels of suck would probably create a black hole on site and kill us all.

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remember all day yesterday and today how the national media kept yammering about Tanaka like he's Justin Verlander?

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

anyone else here just grabbing your junk for no reason?

 

Yankee tears, mmmmmmm

Can’t wait for Adam Clanton to start trolling Yankee fans on Twitter.

Watching a bit delayed. Correa with his Horns up around 2b ... very cool, but what's up with that?

Yeah, Sanchez it was your fault.  Because you can't catch.

Bregs get brushed back and immediately starts digging in.  Love this guy.

6 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Has Smoltz said one positive thing about the Astros tonight between making excuses for the Yankees all night long?

IDMAS.

They can say whatever they want, as long as we win.

I want to be the Patriots of baseball. Hate us. Despise us. Accuse us of cheating. Draw pictures of Hinch with devil horns. While we just keep winning championships.

That's a future I can get behind.

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

of course smoltz is pulling for trout to win the mvp 

he literally said "Bregman was a nice surprise to start a conversation" like does this guy know anything about baseball? 

1 minute ago, wood said:

Watching a bit delayed. Correa with his Horns up around 2b ... very cool, but what's up with that?

It's for Laredo United and one of their students who is fighting cancer. They're the Longhorns.

https://www.lmtonline.com/news/article/Correa-s-walk-off-HR-dedicated-to-Laredoan-s-14519465.php

https://www.khou.com/article/sports/mlb/astros/ill-be-pointing-at-you-carlos-correa-dedicates-walk-off-home-run-to-laredo-teen-battling-cancer/285-9fa9e627-6278-4620-a32a-09af2f60ffbf

 

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i also would like to see 🍍 improve his OPS

Come on, let’s make the Yanks keep burning that bullpen

Just now, Huckleberry said:

It's for Laredo United and one of their students who is fighting cancer. They're the Longhorns.

 Thanks. That's even cooler than I thought.

Lmao. Love this. Going to taunt my Yankee neighbor.


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Oh and she went to Game 1 w tickets I sold her...she Venmo’d with msg “Yanks in 5”

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Bergman has racked up 7-8 pitches.  Keep wearing those pitchers down.  

Eventually we may scratch a couple across against their vaunted bullpen.  

Go ahead and walk the bases loaded, spare.

Edit: Yuli doesn't want to walk.  

Hahaha, sideline reporter started saying nice things about the Astros so they went to commercial...

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Eventually we may scratch a couple across against their vaunted bullpen.  

We already have.

News flash: Our bullpen is really good, too.

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