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 He's totally lost. I can't remember the last ball he hit hard

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Can’t see the ball for shit, hopefully we can hit the bullpen

You have to think about benching Yordan at some point. He’s a fucking automatic out.

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Haven't seen Paxton look this good against us since his Mariners days. 

We're helping by chasing pitches out of the zone. 

22 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

finally time to ignore pimphand

Ostrich free to ostrich

Gotta get some runs.  Verlander is locked in now.

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

I would have started Diaz against a lefty.

not a bad plan.  i've actually been surprised at his non-usage this postseason.

you could've dh'd diaz or mike and still had jake in for his defense.

with yordan struggling, it creates a real issue next to chirinos who at least is needed defensively.

JV definitely settled in now. Let him go as far as he can go and save the pen. 

Just scratch out a run or two and put some pressure back on them.  They're the ones facing elimination with half their guys getting booed at home.  Turn up the heat.

the team that scores next is going to win this game.

needs to be here, let's get paxton out of this fucking game.

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

JV definitely settled in now. Let him go as far as he can go and save the pen. 

yep.  need 6-7 tonight regardless of performance.  need everyone ready to go tomorrow.

It might help if George wasn’t looking at left field instead of the ball when he makes his cuts.

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the team that scores next is going to win this game.

needs to be here, let's get paxton out of this fucking game.

Not with at bats like that

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Was that last pitch on Springer low?

No, it was a good call

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Was that last pitch on Springer low?

No, it was a strike.

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Was that last pitch on Springer low?

no.  he thought it would be in, but it was a strike.

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Unfortunately, Paxton is the greatest pitcher since Tyler Glasnow

certainly looks that way right now.

Paxton's all over the place now, probably tiring around the 90 pitch mark.  Come on, Mike, get to him.

Fuck Paxton. We’ve slaughtered better pitchers all year. Just need to pull our heads out of our asses.

Well, it didn't catch the outside of the plate Joe. 

Holyshit at the conceding assholes in this thread, this shit isn’t over by a long shot.

Just now, cabowabo said:

Hopefully that's it for Cy Young.

 Nah, just like Verlander, you let him go as long as he can go and save the pen. It's either his last game of the year, or he'll have plenty of rest of he does pitch again this year. 

It will never ceases to amaze me how many baseball people will get baited into a position of strategic weakness in order to best optimize the odds of the battle.

Learn to win the war not the battle. I can't wait until Hinch panics and runs Cole out on short rest 

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Good night friends. Let’s get game 6

Dude, it's the 5th.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Dude, it's the 5th.

Yeah. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.

LOL at the sign-stealing story.  Shut the fuck up.  If your signs can be stolen, you suck at signs.

5 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It will never ceases to amaze me how many baseball people will get baited into a position of strategic weakness in order to best optimize the odds of the battle.

Learn to win the war not the battle. I can't wait until Hinch panics and runs Cole out on short rest 

 The only people panicking are people who should just go the fuck away

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