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Jesus, even the outs are terrifying.

One more big one, Jose.

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Glad I had dinner a few hours ago. Easier to take the booze, etc.

Need to score about 10 more so that this game doesn't kill me.

not much better than a judge strikeout

What a pitch sequence to Judge!  That ought to give Urquidy some confidence right there.

One more out of Urquidy, hope for two from Smith, one from Harris and one from Osuna? 

Just now, kevwun said:

Need to score about 10 more so that this game doesn't kill me.

Per inning.

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

One more out of Urquidy, hope for two from Smith, one from Harris and one from Osuna? 

That sounds about right. Hope Smith can complete his portion of that complement.

Bouncer to third that just got him at first.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

What happened with Gurriel.

grounded out, urshela throwing from deep in foul territory

Alvarez is up next. At least work the pitcher before you get out, man.

some noisy fouls.  c'mon rook

edit: furk

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That slider made Gurriel and Correa look like shit too.

It’s just mind blowing how this dipshit seriously cannot lay off the breaking ball in the dirt.

Coming up on the two-hour mark and we're only through four innings.  This game's trying to kill me.

Coming up on the two-hour mark and we're only through four innings.  This game's trying to kill me.


It’s Saturday. Drink the fuck up.

Get those Rockets idiots out of those seats. Embarassing. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

Get those Rockets idiots out of those seats. Embarassing. 

What the fuck dude. Why are you dissing on Haden, Brodie and Tilman? 

Nice frame, Urquidy!

He looks sharp, man, give him another one.

Let Urquidy start the next inning and have Joe Smith warm up in the bullpen.

2 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

What the fuck dude. Why are you dissing on Haden, Brodie and Tilman? 

cabowabo is not from Houston. Sucks to be him.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Let Urquidy start the next inning and have Joe Smith warm up in the bullpen.

That's what I'd do. 

Need our bottom of the lineup to spark some offense with base runners.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

R.U.N.S. Now, please. Plural.

yes please

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