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I literally love Jose Altuve

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Jose Altuve dedicated that home run to Joe Buck and John Smoltz.

We could have just done without the wife-beaters and called this after the 8th and saved myself the year off my life I just lost

Altuve’s balls weigh like 168 pounds 

Fuck you Smoltz, hope they have Judges reaction somewhere. These Yankees are so unlikeable

That was an all time baseball moment and Buck and Smoltz sounded like they were at a fucking funeral.  Sad.  

Holy shit, what a game.

These guys are amazing, how lucky we are,

Jose Altuve.  Never underestimate the heart of a champion.     He is worthy of the statement. RIP Rudy.    Much love!!!!

Edited by Iceman

2 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Fuck you smoltz and buck you Yankee Homer fags 

agreed.

 

Crush City

That was an all time baseball moment and Buck and Smoltz sounded like they were at a fucking funeral.  Sad.  
They couldn't contain their boners when it got tied up. Get blue balled.
Just now, Anastasis said:

Altuve is the best. 

Yeah he's really awesome and humble, great leader. It's unbelievable we have him, Bergs and Correa.

I look forward to the FS1 postgame coverage about the Yankees year in review.

Edited by kevwun

I'm so happy for this team.  It was the best team all season and deserves to go to the World Series.

 

Now just fucking hit.  And shorten your swing, Yordan.

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Our home run > their home run 

But of course!

Wonder what Rendon's thinking. Playing his hometown team in his first World Series.

5 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Altuve’s balls weigh like 168 pounds 

He had a leg amputated early in his childhood.  It’s actually his dick he’s using with the leg he has left. 

On 10/10/2019 at 11:54 AM, Player said:

 

Somebody lock this bitch in the bathroom until after the playoffs. 

amazing.  There are no more words for Jose Altuve.

3 minutes ago, Eastwood said:
5 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:
That was an all time baseball moment and Buck and Smoltz sounded like they were at a fucking funeral.  Sad.  

They couldn't contain their boners when it got tied up. Get blue balled.

Lulz he looks so bummed in the booth, what a turd.

I’m just here for the walk off !!!

what a fucking game !!!!!

Tuesday night, when the pre-game panel picks who will win WS Game 1, I bet A-Roid still picks the Yankees.

7 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Altuve’s balls weigh like 168 pounds 

He had a leg amputated early in his childhood.  It’s actually his dick he’s using with the leg he has left. 

^ There’s a dent on Chapman’s lip where Altuve’s nuts dragged 

YANKEES GO HOME! And yank off while they watch us collect another WS Title. See ya clown fucks!!! Couldn’t happen to a more deserving organization. Eat scrotum losers! I might say what I really think later. Or no.

Both Dicker and Altuve with walk offs in the same day. How badass.

On 7/31/2019 at 6:09 PM, Ted Lange said:

 

Dude was right.

Hoping for good news on Pressly, wish we had him for their lefties.  But probably not.

That was virtually the same pitch he threw Correa for the walk off in game 2.

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4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Tuesday night, when the pre-game panel picks who will win WS Game 1, I bet A-Roid still picks the Yankees.

A-Rod talks like he wants to call Big Papi his Papi

His face.  He’s gritting his teeth and thinking “some Yankee fan is going to knife me when I get back to NYC”

 

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