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46 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Team shep will be there tomorrow. We will be on field with the flag!!!!

Man, lifetime memories.  

23 minutes ago, kevwun said:

My nerves needed the break.

this. last thing i told the wife before i went to bed was I was glad we werent playing sunday night. i needed a day to reset myself emotionally and physically. and buy more beer

1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

Found it.  11:17:13 pm.  Multiple Ring Camera views will be uploaded shortly which include my 14 year old son screaming multiple "sit the fuck downs" next to my 79 year old mother.  Good times.

I couldn't figure out how to upload to YouTube with the crucial timestamp on the video, so here are the Nest links.  And for you pet police, there is a pet door on the wall where my Beagle can go outside whenever he wants.  He is not imprisoned in that area.  And yes, this is the Beagle I threatened to kill a couple of seasons ago during a prolonged losing streak or somesuch.

https://video.nest.com/clip/b08283032aee4e3795dd69014d866376.mp4

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It just warms my heart sending the fucking yankees home again.  I would not be shocked if we got a thank you card from every other MLB city thanking the Astros for having us not suffer through the yankee cock gobbling media during the games if the yankees were there.

It just warms my heart sending the fucking yankees home again.  I would not be shocked if we got a thank you card from every other MLB city thanking the Astros for having us not suffer through the yankee cock gobbling media during the games if the yankees were there.
I HOPE YOU FIND LOVE IN YOUR LIFE/ upperwestside
4 minutes ago, Scraps said:
37 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:
HOPE YOU FIND LOVE IN YOUR LIFE/ upperwestside

Hahahahaha

1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

I couldn't figure out how to upload to YouTube with the crucial timestamp on the video, so here are the Nest links.  And for you pet police, there is a pet door on the wall where my Beagle can go outside whenever he wants.  He is not imprisoned in that area.  And yes, this is the Beagle I threatened to kill a couple of seasons ago during a prolonged losing streak or somesuch.

https://video.nest.com/clip/b08283032aee4e3795dd69014d866376.mp4

https://video.nest.com/clip/74de5c38447d463289f4a1817421dcef.mp4

https://video.nest.com/clip/5831c84e5870482783e6cd7e1ffbffec.mp4

Riveting. 

I only wish we were playing the braves as I strut through ATL airport tomorrow decked out in Astros gear to find a bar to watch it and get airport drunk 

I couldn't figure out how to upload to YouTube with the crucial timestamp on the video, so here are the Nest links.  And for you pet police, there is a pet door on the wall where my Beagle can go outside whenever he wants.  He is not imprisoned in that area.  And yes, this is the Beagle I threatened to kill a couple of seasons ago during a prolonged losing streak or somesuch.
https://video.nest.com/clip/b08283032aee4e3795dd69014d866376.mp4
https://video.nest.com/clip/74de5c38447d463289f4a1817421dcef.mp4
https://video.nest.com/clip/5831c84e5870482783e6cd7e1ffbffec.mp4
I can't fap to this. Next time have your 79 yr old mom go run out to the pool topless or something.
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Do you think we will get an "Astros are cheating" report/article before or after the first pitch of game 3?

 

6 minutes ago, htown85 said:

Do you think we will get an "Astros are cheating" report/article before or after the first pitch of game 3?

yes

9 minutes ago, htown85 said:

Do you think we will get an "Astros are cheating" report/article before or after the first pitch of game 3?

I hope, get in their head 

Id appreciate any pics of when the flag comes out tomorrow. He will be leading everyone out of right field gate e97687c385833bea37d8cedd9f119387.jpg

Other reporters are corroborating the story. I can’t believe they released that statement. Shameless and unbelievably stupid. 

Yeah but we hit it off Chapman so it evens out!

Osuna seems to have matured since the incident, and I think this clubhouse was a part of that. Maybe, just maybe this asst GM is speaking from a baseball perspective and the growth of Osuna. Nah, fucking bury the guy.

Not much to this story.  Either our assistant GM is a dumbass for celebrating domestic violence, or he’s a dumbass for liking Osuna the closer.

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Osuna seems to have matured since the incident, and I think this clubhouse was a part of that. Maybe, just maybe this asst GM is speaking from a baseball perspective and the growth of Osuna. Nah, fucking bury the guy.

If he loudly confronted some female reporters during the celebration then there would most likely be audio (possibly video as well) to corroborate. Everyone with a phone is recording I would think. 

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Goddamn the secondary market is still out of control. I feel like 2017 was cheaper for WS tickets, but maybe I’m imagining things. Would love to get something other than 400 for under $1k but doesn’t look likely. Fucking fees. 

Goddamn the secondary market is still out of control. I feel like 2017 was cheaper for WS tickets, but maybe I’m imagining things. Would love to get something other than 400 for under $1k but doesn’t look likely. Fucking fees. 

I think it’s comparable.
I bit the bullet on SRO after game 4.
It dipped a bit yesterday below what I paid but barely below $500 with fees

 

28 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Statement definitely adding some fuel. 

 

Yeah, that statement is not looking good:

 

How is it that the Astros are a bunch of cheating sign-stealers who condone domestic violence but the media never says a damned thing about Aroldis Chapman being a Yankee?  It's almost as if the media has a favorite team who keeps losing to the Astros.  

Taubman seems like a dumbass.  The Osuna move was still shitty regardless of how he pitches.

1 hour ago, Telegraph_it said:

If he loudly confronted some female reporters during the celebration then there would most likely be audio (possibly video as well) to corroborate. Everyone with a phone is recording I would think. 

yeah, i'd like to see some video or audio before i decide if this guy should be fired or just suspended indefinitely and dragged into the street and beaten.

Osuna just minding his own business today and now he's like "WTF did you do dude?!" This is so fucked.

I wish Osuna weren't on the team primarily because he seems like a likely scumbag and secondarily because he scares the shit out of me in the 9th.

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yeah, i'd like to see some video or audio before i decide if this guy should be fired or just suspended indefinitely and dragged into the street and beaten.

I tweeted this to a couple reporters but no responses. A celebration, room full of reporters, including the three "victims" for lack of a better word at the moment, and nobody caught audio or video? Color me just a bit skeptical in today's social climate. Hate it but tis the times we are in. I think he must have said something but what, how it was meant and who it was directed to can have different interpretations. That said, if he is that big of a nerdy douchebag and said that shit, he shouldn't bother showing up tomorrow. Just unbelievably stupid.

Thanks a lot, Taubman.  Really looking forward to hearing about this shit on the pre-game tomorrow night.  And I'm sure our closer needs a massive distraction on top of having blown his last save.  Just get a couple of beers in you and run your mouth, you lightweight dipshit.  

6 hours ago, Scraps said:
6 hours ago, Moby Ric said:
It just warms my heart sending the fucking yankees home again.  I would not be shocked if we got a thank you card from every other MLB city thanking the Astros for having us not suffer through the yankee cock gobbling media during the games if the yankees were there.

I HOPE YOU FIND LOVE IN YOUR LIFE/ upperwestside

You can be like him when you grow up.

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