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29 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Lulz the national media already painting us as the bad guys huh.

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Lol apologize to liers and they just double down. Fuck em. Don't send week wimpy cunts into the fucking clubhouse if they can't handle it.

I hope no one here bought a Houston Savages shirt

Starting to dawn on me that the Astros have an opportunity to win their second World Series in three seasons and cement the 2017-2019 teams as one of the all-time great runs in baseball history.  How many teams in the history of the game have had a run of three consecutive 100+ win seasons and two World Series titles?  Can't be very many.  

We all know they are capable of winning this thing, just have to hope that they show up and play at the level we've grown accustomed to over the past six months.  

Wrong thread... doh

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1) Fuck the media (looking especially at you ESPN).

2) Get to Washington’s pen early while running the pitch count up and simultaneously clubbing the fuck out of their starters (and then the pen).

3) Fuck’em, we got this, time to stop the yakking and win it all.

Fun watching prices tumble on Stubhub. Not sure how close I want to cut it tomorrow. 

Fun watching prices tumble on Stubhub. Not sure how close I want to cut it tomorrow. 

So is supply... crazy how much inventory is moving

Is Soto dumb enough to try the Soto Shuffle on Cole?

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We got this...

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Lilshep is in the house.

From in on page 1 of the thread to the World Series lets go!!!

Really hope Yordan comes around this series. 

Who had the over on the national anthem? Collect your money. 

That song is not meant to be yodel’d. That said,I’ve heard much worse.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Make it stop.

The end is near.  

I agree with you. 

Thanks for butchering our national anthem, Nicole. 

Smoltz sometimes bothers me with all of his knowledge. 

Just now, Overlord said:

Smoltz sometimes bothers me with all of his knowledge. 

Knowledge is good. 

2 minute 17 second national anthem.  It was written to be performed in 60 seconds.  Dumb attention horseface.

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Smoltz sometimes bothers me with all of his knowledge about how to be a giant cocksucker.

Same.

It’s the season thread or nothing for me. As always  in crunch time. 

Let’s light this here candle, y’all. 

For how savvy and mostly brilliant this FO is on baseball decisions. Their PR making decisions are putrid. But... whatever reporting and investigation will have to fucking wait till this series is over. Let’s fucking play and win this. 

"If you're gonna put the hands of the ball in Gerrit Cole"

-- John Smoltz

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

It’s the season thread or nothing for me. As always  in crunch time. 

Let’s light this here candle, y’all. 

Let the countdown commence! Houston, we don’t have a problem.

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

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Will always be the best Joker ever IMHO.

free tacos yo

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

couldn't have a worse start

yes we could

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

couldn't have a worse start

5 home runs in a row and Cole, Altuve, and Correa all injured chasing a popup would have been worse.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

couldn't have a worse start

Jesus. Take a Xanax 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

couldn't have a worse start

We definitely could have.  Could have been HRs

How in the world is my TV three seconds behind the streamed At Bat radio feed? Yes, my DVR is caught up. 

 Rendon is a high ball hitter. He hasn't seen that high ball

What is wrong with the Nats!?!?!  0 for 3 with risp.  /media

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