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So that intentional walk didn't really work out either

That was a quick turnaround from not being able to hit to scoring 4 in one inning

Carrasco's third look opponent average  holds true. Glad they showed that stat. Or was it 4th look

Edited by Cosimo de' Medici

2 minutes ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

Ryan, Hector, wife beater and let's go the fuck home

It’s the 8th inning dipshit, and wife beater threw 2 innings last night. 

Squatting 450 for a guy who has had back issues sounds stoopid. 

Just now, Rimbo said:

I like winning

it's better than losing !!!

Take care of business in Minnesota 
We typically go in no lube in Minnesota....I don't see any reason that should change
6 minutes ago, Scraps said:
9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Take care of business in Minnesota 

We typically go in no lube in Minnesota....I don't see any reason that should change

true

 

18 minutes ago, Scraps said:
21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Take care of business in Minnesota 

We typically go in no lube in Minnesota....I don't see any reason that should change

i think it's supposed to be like 40's and raining and shitty.  but otherwise, hey why not.  they have to play in that too.

Minnesota State Fair has a $1 all you can drink milk stand. Choco or regular.  You just stand there and pound milk.  Also carving faces out of butter.  Butterface, I guess.  

it's not State Fair food if it's not deep fried...

15 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Minnesota State Fair has a $1 all you can drink milk stand. Choco or regular.

that sounds kind of gross, after one glass

Edited by tx 3 putt

i think it's supposed to be like 40's and raining and shitty.  but otherwise, hey why not.  they have to play in that too.

Sounds like last year.
JV starts the opener this year like he did last year. I still remember Hinch leaving him in and escaping that jam in the 6th or 7th
Hope we get more than the 1 win this go round
14 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Minnesota State Fair has a $1 all you can drink milk stand. Choco or regular.  You just stand there and pound milk.  Also carving faces out of butter.  Butterface, I guess.  

a glass of choco milk for a buck sounds like a great deal.  two glasses sounds like torture.

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

that sounds kind of gross, after one glass

 

42 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

a glass of choco milk for a buck sounds like a great deal.  two glasses sounds like torture.

You're telling me.  I'm lactose intolerant. 

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Twins / Indians / Twins is a not an easy stretch 

neither is anytime we show up on the schedule

Ryan Pressly since joining the @astros last July 27: 37 games 35.2 IP 0.50 ERA (2 ER, 1 coming on July 28 HOU debut) 45/3 K/BB .230 xwOBA (3rd best in MLB, min 100 batters

Random question. Does anyone else here receive the FanPulse emails from sbnation (by way of the Crawfish Boxes)? They're... kinda fun. I'm not a big fan of taking surveys, but I'm enjoying these.

I despise off days for all stars.  

I despise off days for all stars.  

They are really managing Springer’s workload this season. This will be 4 out of the last 12 games that he hasn’t played in the field.
I despise off days for all stars.  

I get it but I also despise one-kneed and broken back All Stars in August/September

 

I’m fine with it tonight with JV on the mound and I like the bottom of tonight’s order.

 

I think T White finally gets out of the zero-HR club before he’s traded in the next few days.

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

I despise off days for all stars.  

Not as much as I abhor worthless fucking ABs in the 7 spot.

Id rather Mike Stanton get some off days

44 minutes ago, slorch said:

Not as much as I abhor worthless fucking ABs in the 7 spot.

If your bitching about your 7 hole guy sporting a .400 OBP then your offense is stout. 

And maybe bitch about the guy in the 5 spot instead.  

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

If your bitching about your 7 hole guy sporting a .400 OBP then your offense is stout. 

And maybe bitch about the guy in the 5 spot instead.  

At least Pina has a semblence of a track record of sustained productivity.

 

White sucks ass...and unlike Bregman, he ain't coming out of it.

This team needs a infusion of hitting talent. You can't be an AL team and have 2 HR's out of your 1B and DH positions, especially when 2 of your 5 main guys are in slumps.

Edited by HtownHorn

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This team needs a infusion of hitting talent. You can't be an AL team and have 2 HR's out of your 1B and DH positions, especially when 2 of your 5 main guys are in slumps.

You can't? Or what?

Odorizzi is going to have an 80 pitch complete game tonight.

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

You can't? Or what?

You get shutdown by mediocre pitchers like Jake Odorizzi.

Correa with a fucking horrendous AB

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