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81 LOB through 12 games. JFC my kingdom for a hit with RISP (Yuli’s not included) 

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

Wasted opportunities 

So you're saying it's just another day at the park for the Astros. 

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

And fuck Scherzer and his tennis grunt after every pitch.

Grienke does it like a ladies tennis player.  Has irked me since he came over.

 

Don't be a fucking bitch.  i can watch the Browns for that shit.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

81 LOB through 12 games. JFC my kingdom for a hit with RISP (Yuli’s not included) 

That’s not good right? 

 

That’s.... REALLY not good. Damn it. 

That’s what happens when you consistently leave men on. Pick up your god damn pitcher with runs 

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Damnit Correa. He was just begging to walk you. Don't have to swing at everything

Fucking this.

 

Play gotdam smarter.

welp. 2 fucking bombs off the best pitcher. Bats need to wake the fuck up. 

Just now, henrygandorf said:

correa yeah yeah.

bregman needs to get his fucking shit together.

Bregman needs to stop being a fucking surgeon and break out Altuve's chainsaw at the plate.  The umps are sick of his calling balls and strikes.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

correa yeah yeah.

bregman needs to get his fucking shit together.

Truth re Bregman. WTF?

Lulz can't open the roof because a ball on the rail road tracks??

Just now, Zavala said:

Lulz can't open the roof because a ball on the rail road tracks??

good.  never open the roof for a game.  fuck bud selig.

Just now, Zavala said:

Lulz can't open the roof because a ball on the rail road tracks??

John Smoltz is legitimately stupid.  

How would one go about applying for the train conductor job?  Asking for myself. 

Just now, elfenix said:

good.  never open the roof for a game.  fuck bud selig.

I put the ball there the other night just to spite him

GET GOING!!!!

raging yardon!  107.5 mph.  Just needs to start elevating and the moonshots will come back.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That hp commercial was dumb af.

I don't know man, that part with the Mona Lisa was fucking spot on. I've been twice and all anyone does is push their way to the front to take a selfie. It fucking sucks.

I'm not gonna say I told y'all Yordan would get going in this series.  But I did tell y'all.

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

John Smoltz is legitimately stupid.  

He said the train only goes forward and back.  Is there another option?

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nice to see him just square up and hit something back up the middle

Amazing that major leaguers don’t know how to bunt. 

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

He said the train only goes forward and back. 

he's not wrong

Just now, cabowabo said:

Amazing that major leaguers don’t know how to bunt. 

Augie’s corpse just took another drink 

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

He said the train only goes forward and back. 

Buck thinks it has a steering wheel.

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