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full count again

You’re a good one minute ahead of our television feed.

Damn, about to be 79 pitches out of the stretch in the first 4 innings.

Just now, elfenix said:

fucking hell

Man, I hate it when you deliver bad news. 

1 minute ago, Jimbaround said:


You’re a good one minute ahead of our television feed.

And we know Altuve was going to be out

Damnit.  Still, we're at good shape with Max at 96 through 4.

Ya the radio bros need to chill a few seconds before posting. Last inning someone posted the Correa K before the ball left the pitchers hand on tv.

1 minute ago, Jimbaround said:


You’re a good one minute ahead of our television feed.

 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
2 minutes ago, elfenix said:
full count again

Yeah, how ars you so far ahead?

AM radio. 

Scherzer is leaking oil but keeping it together.  Feeling uneasy about it. 

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Ya the radio bros need to chill a few seconds before posting. Last inning someone posted the Correa K before the ball left the pitchers hand on tv.

They're at last 2 pitches ahead. 

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Isnt he always?

 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Is this your first time seeing him hit? 

Eh, just never noticed before I guess.

I watch about 15 regular season games and go to about 2 a year. Watch all the playoffs. I just can't consistently watch every game all season it gets kinda boring on tv unless we're out at a bar or dinner or something

Good ol 1st inning scores then silence. We look the same every inning.


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Just now, deadshank said:

Scherzer is leaking oil but keeping it together.  Feeling uneasy about it. 

Yup. You need to pounce all over that. 

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

 

AM radio. 

 So if it's good go ahead and post. If it's bad just wait. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

 So if it's good go ahead and post. If it's bad just wait. 

Haha... yeah that works for me. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

 So if it's good go ahead and post. If it's bad just wait. 

Spoiler that shit!

Max is pitching around trouble, pretty much as expected. But the odds (and pitches) will catch up with him.

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Max is pitching around trouble, pretty much as expected. But the odds (and pitches) will catch up with him.

We should be in the BP soon. They suck. 

You walk fucking Suzuki to lead off the inning?  Yeah, that won’t come back to bite us in the ass.

f leadoff walks

Here comes the bunt

That fastball vs curve ball video overlay was amazing.

 2nd game in a row Cole has been off. You knew the averages would catch up to him, but not the best time to have it happen. He battled thru it last time. 

What fuck kinda pitch is that?

Okay, Gerrit.  We need one of those strikeouts right now.

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