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Fucking hell, man.

Gerrit better take this personally and eat souls in Game 5.

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I hated Suzuki at call st Fullerton and I still hate this fuck

I just put on the shirt I last wore during game 5 of 17 world series. Let’s fucking go. Don’t think I’ve worn it since. 

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Corbin got rocked in a relief appearance against the Dodgers in the NLDS. Let's do the same thing. 

Corbin .. be patient and watch his really good back foot slider to RH. He will walk batters if the hitters are selective. 

Need to scratch out a run off of Corbin here, then we should get 3 innings to tee off on that shit bullpen.  We're still in this.

Just now, Jimbaround said:

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Nice built ins. 

So much for discipline... but that was nasty 

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Why is Correa always late on the outside fastball?

Bad back, fractured ribs, etc., etc., etc..

18 minutes ago, WBT said:

Damn, they're going to pull Max already if we get to Yordan this inning.

Nice call except Yordan didn't even close to come up to bat in the 5th.

4 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

Rally beer? It’s Astro colors... kind of.c6e6fc0eb6cfdcb362736fe014cef35f.jpg

Are those your assless chaps hanging on the back your chair?

1 minute ago, DoobieWah said:

Are those your assless chaps hanging on the back your chair?

They are until he puts them on 

That was predictable. Maldonado can't hit a breaking ball pitcher

No words. Just no words. We’re straight garbage at the plate. Maybe we’ll get swept. Lol

Just now, Mo Horn said:

That was predictable. Maldonado can't hit a breaking ball pitcher

Sure he can. Don’t swing. 

7 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Why is Correa always late on the outside fastball?

You must have missed the end of Game 2 against the Yankees.  It was a good one.

Just now, cabowabo said:

What the fuck are we doing?

The same thing we've been doing all post-season. Not hitting all that well and leaving runners stranded.

The same thing we've been doing all post-season. Not hitting all that well and leaving runners stranded.


Hitting it right to fucking people.

So now Yordan gets hot, but nobody else can hit. 

And fuck bud being the beer of mlb. Miller all day. Way less of a hangover.

Last series and today we hit the ball right at fuckers and the other guys beat our shift plenty.  We should work on that in the off-season.

Corbin .. be patient and watch his really good back foot slider to RH. He will walk batters if the hitters are selective. 
Correa and Maldy both swung at ball four
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Diaz has proven to be a shitty signing 

He did alright until he went Correa and got hurt twice in two weeks.  Too bad that was back in May.

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Reddick could’ve done that

reddick was frustrating tonight.  he really seemed to see the ball well, took balls, then waited for his pitch.  the problem is he couldn't do shit with it when he got it.  he dropped his shoulders and hit lazy pop-ups. 

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