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Just now, Mo Horn said:

 If your definition of douche is a great young hitter, you're right. 

Yeah, he's gonna win an MVP some day.

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Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Seemed like a dumb pitch in a 0-2 count

I feel like we have had a few of those tonight. 

Soto is such a douche 


That’s the fox effect. John smoltz makes him a douche the way he’s blowing him on air.


That’s the fox effect. John smoltz makes him a douche the way he’s blowing him on air.


Did it with Judge in 2017. Judge is a good guy. But the slabbing by Buck and Smoltz is bullshit.

Tucker gonna bat next inning

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Throw a pitch not in the dirt Harris.

Worked that time

Tucker gonna bat next inning


Should I be excited or scared?! /saved by the bell gif
1 minute ago, Telegraph_it said:

Setting ourselves up for another walk off. 

I'd rather just get at least 3 here and not bat in the 9th. 

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Tucker gonna bat next inning

Three high fastballs coming up. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

I'd rather just get at least 3 here and not bat in the 9th. 

Haha. Agreed. 

Get some fucking hits with RISP you pussies.
Haven't done that in a month

 If Springer hadn't watched it, he would have been on 3rd

Just now, Mo Horn said:

 If Springer hadn't watched it, he would have been on 3rd

No doubt

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 If Springer hadn't watched it, he would have been on 3rd

"That can't happen in the playoffs!" - Acuna

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2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 If Springer hadn't watched it, he would have been on 3rd

And we would be tied now. 

Springer should have scored on that, because he should have been on 3rd. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 If Springer hadn't watched it, he would have been on 3rd

That makes me ill. 

All the surly posters could have had a better AB than Altuve there. #fuck

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