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God damnit, every fucking thing drops for these cunts.  I guess that’s what happens when you hit what you’re given and don’t try to jack everything into the upper deck.

Who was last Astro catcher that could legitimately hit?
Sadly, Chirinos. Before him, Mitch Meluskey.

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1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

Who was last Astro catcher that could legitimately hit?

Biggio.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Ausmus?

Nah. See post above yours.

Oh I like that.  JV doesn't get many dps.

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Ausmus?

lolwat

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Who was last Astro catcher that could legitimately hit?

I was a big fan of Cliff Johnson when I was a kid.

2 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Who was last Astro catcher that could legitimately hit?

Chirinos can hit above average for a catcher.  He walks a lot.  And usually works counts.  Unlike Reddick who hits about like I do. But our last good hitter was this man:

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4 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Who was last Astro catcher that could legitimately hit?

Brevan McGattis. 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

lolwat

I'm remembering that clutch homerun against the Braves in the NLDS a little too much maybe

Edited by perfectchaos007

Oh no he's doing the Soto Shuffle

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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Fuck it IBB Soto.

get ahold of yourself

9-1-2 due up.  Maybe score some runs?

Got through the top 4, good.  Let's go, guys.  Try scoring some runs for JV.

I’m in favor of another score this inning. And by that I mean 3 runs. 

They get infield rollers and bloops off the end of the bat and we mash it right at guys.  Son of a bitch.

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