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Yeah he caught a marisnick batting practice homer yesterday i think

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Just think about how fun the hot streak will be that gets him back to his normal numbers

#astronutz hashtag is him and goob the white dude who dresses in the suit too

not to debbie downer this whole sitch, but jose altuve:
.248
2 doubles
1 steal
wtf
 
He hadn't had a hit in a long time.

I had no idea I was watching a no hitter. 

22 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

now this is what i'm talking about.

^^^that guy is a solid instagram follow, if you're into that.

Instagram link ? 

Great game for Cole and finally some run support.  He's up to 65 Ks already and it's still April.

Lulz, Great White held to a single off the wall.

34 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

He's living the dream, as they say

Is he married? Asking for a friend. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

Is he married? Asking for a friend. 

Looks like he was solo tonight. Either the missus didn't want to brave the cold or he's a free man

What a difference a good night's sleep makes.

RUNNING TRAIN ON TWINS IN MINNESOTA AND THE ASTROS

name a more iconic duo

Great job by Cole. In true Cabowabo fashion, I was ready to cut the bastard after the first two hitters. 

Edited by cabowabo

This is a pleasant way to enjoy a baseball game for the local 9

It might be a good idea to send James down.  Not sure he's going to get better as the mop up guy.

 

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tyler white:
.382 obp
.304 slg
just the math is mind-bottling.

Our guy the size of Eddie Gaedel is trying to put up Babe Ruth numbers.

Our guy the size of Babe Ruth is trying to put up Eddie Gaedel numbers

Makes no goddam sense.

Agswin is married. He has insurance buisness off of bellaire. Super nice guy. Has a son finishing up at UT. Broke 2 ribs and cracked 2 in round rock few weeks ago going for a foul ball.
Great game from Cole . Nice to get a W

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51 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Broke 2 ribs and cracked 2 in round rock few weeks ago going for a foul ball.

That is a seriously dedicated fan.  Or he was toe-down fucked up at the time.

55 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Agswin is married. He has insurance buisness off of bellaire. Super nice guy. Has a son finishing up at UT. Broke 2 ribs and cracked 2 in round rock few weeks ago going for a foul ball.
Great game from Cole . Nice to get a W

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Lets see if we can't get him on the board... maybe get with @immamac to get him do some sort of sponsorship and we send him business.. I'm down with a happy hour

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

Next Tshirt tuesday lol:

 

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who do i have to kill to get one of these

who do i have to kill to get one of these
Mike Stanton works

Wonder how he looks at 1B this season.  If he is halfway decent he could potentially take over at 1B by the end of the season, moving Yuli into a utility role.

Is a 1.350 OPS good?  I have never understood why there wasn't more hype around Alvarez.  He has hit quickly at every level.  I don't care where he ends up on defense. 

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Wonder how he looks at 1B this season.  If he is halfway decent he could potentially take over at 1B by the end of the season, moving Yuli into a utility role.

Anythjng is possible but seems unlikely

Game 1 today was only his 5th start at 1B (in 25 games)

Only 2 games at 1B all of last year

 

By contrast, Straw has had 12 games at SS so far this year.

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:


Anythjng is possible but seems unlikely
Game 1 today was only his 5th start at 1B (in 25 games)

They had been splitting him between LF/1B up until he was promoted to Fresno last season.  I've read a few people say he's better at LF but his 1B numbers are a little better in Clay Davenport's defensive metrics.  

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