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Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Nats are seeing Greinkes ball very well.

Homeplate Umpire is not seeing Greinke's pitches well... 😠

Just now, TexArcher said:

Feels like runs are coming tonight.  We'd have 2 on the board already if not for a great catch in center.  A couple of the outs have been hit hard and we actually got an infield bleeder and a flare to left.  Our shitty BABIP has to correct sooner or later, and if it comes, we can chase Sanchez and get to that shitty bullpen early.

Hate to be a downer, but it's been that way all postseason. We've scored early, hit the ball hard, and been on the verge of breaking it open. And it's never happened. Please, let me be wrong, but it feels like it's just not going to happen. I want to eat crow. 

That 355 average with risp is all you need to know

Geinke’s stuff, or lack thereof, is frightening me. 

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Feels like runs are coming tonight.  We'd have 2 on the board already if not for a great catch in center.  A couple of the outs have been hit hard and we actually got an infield bleeder and a flare to left.  Our shitty BABIP has to correct sooner or later, and if it comes, we can chase Sanchez and get to that shitty bullpen early.

Greinke better get these motherfuckers off the field of runs are coming.   

"Suzuki is the 5th player with the same vowel as the 2nd and 4th letter in their last name to bat with men on 1st and 2nd in a post-season Game 3."

These stats are starting to get a little overdone.

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The Nats are GOOD hitters right now, not many swings and misses.

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3 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Zack is going to need some swings and misses with the bottom not being called. 

Yeah, this zone is gonna be tough on both pitchers.  Harder to get ground balls when hitters know the low strike won't be called.

DP'd on a friday night like south austin's mom!

Huge dp to put the pitcher leading off next inning

Fucking A. And the pitcher leads off next inning. 

Oh, that's huge to leave the pitcher to lead off next inning!  Yes!!

There’s the scoreless inning after an Astros’ run.   Let’s have a few more like that.  

Let's put up a crooked number and get Annabelle out of there!

Soto's having a rough game out there

school's in session motherfucker...

Soto must have been celebrating his birthday before the game.

Baseball Gods seem to be pleased with the sacrifice. 

Let's go Bregs.  Maybe this is the inning the dam finally breaks.

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Fox announcers are a curse. 

Ford and Sparky are a delight.

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Scherzer’s eyes always thy fucked up?
Never really noticed that before

They're always different colors, if that's what you're asking

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Scherzer’s eyes always thy fucked up?
Never really noticed that before

Just noticed that too.

23 hard hit balls for yuli, 18 for brantley, most of anyone in the post season. 

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Scherzer’s eyes always that fucked up?

Never really noticed that before

 

He has one of the most pronounced heterochromias I’ve ever seen.  

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Scherzer’s eyes always that fucked up?

Never really noticed that before

 

He looks like the singer for Radiohead 

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