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Just now, WBT said:

WTF Uncle Mike?  That was awful.

His wheelchair parking brake got stuck.  

A triple to left?  Wow. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Fuck you blue. 

This cannot be said enough.  Zimmerman was struck out.  Blue had to insert himself in the fucking game.

Good job going with the high fastball there.  Now strand the runner.

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Was Brantley in right field?

Was Brantley in the stands??

Good recovery.  If Brantley took a good angle I'm not sure they would have even gotten 1.

Brantley is slow as fuck folks.  This is not new information.

Blow a fucking game open. For the love of fuck boys. 

We need to score some fucking runs against this scrub. 

Just now, kevwun said:

Brantley is slow as fuck folks.  This is not new information.

He's been horrible

Great play Zack. Unfortunately, they got. a run from the ump. Definitely need to answer convincingly now.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Brantley is slow as fuck folks.  This is not new information.

And he has a SB tonight. 

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Brantley is slow as fuck folks.  This is not new information.

Yeah but that wasn't the problem.  He came charging in instead of going straight across or even retreating.  I guess he must have thought it was going to kick out off of the sidewall but it always looked like it was headed down into the corner.

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This cannot be said enough.  Zimmerman was struck out.  Blue had to insert himself in the fucking game.

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Well, the hard hit right to these assholes continues. C’mon guys.

5 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I hate that shark shit.

It insists upon itself. 

What more can be said about Altuve?  We are watching the greatest Astro ever.  

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Right to fucking someone.  Geez.

Lawrence v. Texas, but that's not important right now.

Good post earlier...this ump really hates the bottom of the zone

 

Uncle Mike giveth and taketh away

Now Blue has fucked both teams. All evened out.

Turnabout is fair play bitchez. 

Just now, WBT said:

Good post earlier...this ump really hates the bottom of the zone

 

Two of those were probably strikes, but I'm not gonna argue with him.

Sanchez getting squoze pretty hard as well. Translation: Ump’s not good. 

those were 2 terribad calls by Blue.

 

Wow.

Bregs can't buy a hit.  Good contact.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

LMAO. This fucking ump is weird. 

As evidenced by the graph earlier, he consistently lets the low strike go.  It’s frustrating for a pitcher, but he’s very consistent.  

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