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Nice job Devo. Nice job Stros! 

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And they're playing "I Won't Back Down."

How quickly shit turns.

Best 2 out of 3.  Have to beat Scherzer or Strasburg at least once this time around.

 Devo wears his pants like Hank Hill. Might be the Whiskey talking.

Let’s bring this motherfucker back to Houston.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Best 2 out of 3.  Have to beat Scherzer or Strasburg at least once this time around.

Why not both?

Fuck yeah. Let's take the next one and go home to close it

Urquidy was a f'n assassin tonight f0cb58ae07132012c415382d32d774ca.gif

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Joe urquiddy can have his way with my wife. I don't give a fuck 

H-town is thowin up the duce
And givin playas dab
You know the Southside actin bad on the slab

#HTownPride 

HTOWN HOLDS DOWN

 

TRUNKS KEEP POPPIN' 

TOPS KEEP DROPPIN' 

DOWN IN HOUSTON

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Joe urquiddy can have his way with my wife. I don't give a fuck 

Seems……mutually exclusive. Whatever helps the team though. Kudos!

Edited by Wishbone

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Joe urquiddy can have his way with my wife. I don't give a fuck 

That’s questionable, but I’ll allow it 

So how’s that WS trophy presentation practice on yall’s field measuring up now?

Arod, always speculating about tipping pitches. It can’t possibly be anything else that causes Houston players to hit. 🙄

throw out the entire season and playoffs, it all comes down to a 3 game series.

our best 3 pitching against their best 3, bring it 

26 minutes ago, elfenix said:

chirinos is not fast

He’s become accustomed to jogging to home plate. 

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

So how’s that WS trophy presentation practice on yall’s field measuring up now?

Like the mavericks announcing the parade route in 2006

7 hours ago, runthebone said:

Walking the bases loaded to face Bregman.  What the fuck, man.  Make them pay today.

Pay this man.  Pay him his money.

I am still amazed by Urquidy’s performance tonight. As the announcers correctly mentioned, Urquidy was in command of the game in a way none of the aces on either team were able to match. That was one of the all-time most clutch performances in Houston sports history, especially coming from a rookie. He lifted the team’s spirits and we are back now. He has earned the Charlie Morton honorific of “fucking” as his middle name. He is Jose Fucking Urquidy now.

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I am still amazed by Urquidy’s performance tonight. As the announcers correctly mentioned, Urquidy was in command of the game in a way none of the aces on either team were able to match. That was one of the all-time most clutch performances in Houston sports history, especially coming from a rookie. He lifted the team’s spirits and we are back now. He has earned the Charlie Morton honorific of “fucking” as his middle name. He is Jose Fucking Urquidy now.

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That blonde is pretty great.

mike trout will probably win the al mvp.

bregman just hit a grand slam on the road in the world series.  if we somehow win, he's probably 1-2 big hits away from winning the ws mvp.

trout can have it.

So glad haven’t heard any more about the bullshit earlier in the week. Sacrificing Taubman had seemed to help our mojo.

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

mike trout will probably win the al mvp.

bregman just hit a grand slam on the road in the world series.  if we somehow win, he's probably 1-2 big hits away from winning the ws mvp.

trout can have it.

See my avatar...

 

5 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Urquidy is so impressive. He will be available for game 7 if necessary as soon as Greinke is done.

Hell, Cole might be available in game 7 if necessary. I figure verlander would most likely be the only pitcher not available.  

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5 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Urquidy is so impressive. He will be available for game 7 if necessary as soon as Greinke is done.

assuming we don't sign cole, he's a nasty little sp4 next year.

Awesome game today

Bregman making them pay

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Astros win!

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That 630am flight in 5 hours is going to feel pretty damn good.

 

6 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Hell, Cole might be available in game 7 if necessary. I figure verlander would most likely be the only pitcher not available.  

Verlander would be available for a batter or two if needed.  They had him and Keuchel both warming up in the bullpen in Game 7 of the 2017 World Series, you know one day after Verlander went 6 innings in game 6.

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Awesome game today

Bregman making them pay

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Empty seats

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Astros win!

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That 630am flight in 5 hours is going to feel pretty damn good.

 

To their credit, the Nats fans hung in there better today than our fans did in the game 2 meltdown.

To their credit, the Nats fans hung in there better today than our fans did in the game 2 meltdown.
How many of their fans have work or school tomorrow?

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10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Verlander would be available for a batter or two if needed.  They had him and Keuchel both warming up in the bullpen in Game 7 of the 2017 World Series, you know one day after Verlander went 6 innings in game 6.

Yep, I remember. CFM had shit on lock down though

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4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

liking this guy...

 

 

I like it. And I like Nolan, but he shouldn't be on that shirt. 

liking this guy...
 
 
Shirt is cool, but AJ Hoffman is widely considered douche material

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Urquidy, man.  He just doesn't care.  He pounds the strike zone and is fearless.

Brantley hit 5 fucking rockets today.  Bregman has hit the ball hard the past 2 games.

If we can get Springer going...boom.

 

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