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It took 10 years, but as a fan of both UT football and Astros baseball, I feel this is finally retribution for Marcell Dareus vs Colt McCoy

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3 hours ago, Iceman said:

It was 4-0 after the 5th when Urquidy retired for the evening.

The bases were loaded at one point in the bottom of the 6th, with a run scoring, leaving 2 on until  Correa made the fantastic catch on a deep bloop hit to prevent more damage and ending the inning.

 

Did you watch the game?  It was absolutely a precarious position with regard to the outcome being in doubt.

The go ahead run never came to the plate and we hit a grand slam the next inning.  We didn't almost lose.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

The go ahead run never came to the plate and we hit a grand slam the next inning.  We didn't almost lose.

didn't say that either.

 

Go Astros!!!

A friend of mine who has tattooed me a couple of times was commissioned by the Astros to do this mural commemorating Bregman’s grand slam:


1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

A friend of mine who has tattooed me a couple of times was commissioned by the Astros to do this mural commemorating Bregman’s grand slam:

 

Does he use you or the wall for practice?

It took 10 years, but as a fan of both UT football and Astros baseball, I feel this is finally retribution for Marcell Dareus vs Colt McCoy
Yeah, the idea that people want to play another team at full strength is foreign to me. Hope all of ou gets dick aids the night before every October.
20 minutes ago, Mack Tripper said:


Hey we played all year without LMJ. It happens.

No doubt but Scherzer >>>>> LMJ and I love me some LMJ

Pre-game: Altuve was asked if the season would be a failure if we lose the World Series.

He declined to answer.  "I know we're gonna make it happen."

44 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Yeah, the idea that people want to play another team at full strength is foreign to me. Hope all of ou gets dick aids the night before every October.

Then they'll get Urban Meyer.

We have a maid, Maria, who has been cleaning our house once a week for twenty years.  Maria is a woman of immense faith who trusts in the Almighty (she sings hymns while she cleans) and has me convinced she has a major league connection to a higher power.  She cleaned our house on the day of game seven with the Dodgers in the 2017 World Series.  Before she left our home that day, I asked her to say a prayer for the Astros.  I had never asked her to pray for anything that worldly.  This...woman...can...pray.  Maria delivers the kind of prayer that sends shivers up and down your backbone and fills you with the presence of the divine.  Well, Maria prays and we win game seven and the World Series.  So, my son and I go to games one and two in Houston and leave game two feeling a bit shaken about the 'stros chances to come back vs. the Nationals.  I mention the 2017 episode with Maria and he urges me to ask her to speak to the man upstairs.  So, last Thursday, I call Maria, tell her what's at stake, and she delivers a 5 minute prayer over the phone that was powerful...POW-ER-FUL.  Sure enough, the Astros win games three and four and, now, Scherzer's out for tonight's game and, probably, the rest of the series.  Coincidence or Providence?  Ask Maria.  She'll tell you.

Time to put the irreversible hurt on these guys. Let it be.

Of course Cole's numbers are not as good in the post-season as his season average.  There are no lousy teams in this post-season.

10 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

We have a maid, Maria, who has been cleaning our house once a week for twenty years.  Maria is a woman of immense faith who trusts in the Almighty (she sings hymns while she cleans) and has me convinced she has a major league connection to a higher power.  She cleaned our house on the day of game seven with the Dodgers in the 2017 World Series.  Before she left our home that day, I asked her to say a prayer for the Astros.  I had never asked her to pray for anything that worldly.  This...woman...can...pray.  Maria delivers the kind of prayer that sends shivers up and down your backbone and fills you with the presence of the divine.  Well, Maria prays and we win game seven and the World Series.  So, my son and I go to games one and two in Houston and leave game two feeling a bit shaken about the 'stros chances to come back vs. the Nationals.  I mention the 2017 episode with Maria and he urges me to ask her to speak to the man upstairs.  So, last Thursday, I call Maria, tell her what's at stake, and she delivers a 5 minute prayer over the phone that was powerful...POW-ER-FUL.  Sure enough, the Astros win games three and four and, now, Scherzer's out for tonight's game and, probably, the rest of the series.  Coincidence or Providence?  Ask Maria.  She'll tell you.

my Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia

throw out all the numbers and stats out the window tonight. it's now a 3 game season, first team to win 2 - wins it all

 

most important game of the season, no doubt 

Edited by tx 3 putt

But Strom did confirm what I was afraid of. Cole pitched a lot this year and it's shown the last two games. He needs to bear down and go 100% one more time. It's his last start of the year and had all off season to rest.

10 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

We have a maid, Maria, who has been cleaning our house once a week for twenty years.  Maria is a woman of immense faith who trusts in the Almighty (she sings hymns while she cleans) and has me convinced she has a major league connection to a higher power.  She cleaned our house on the day of game seven with the Dodgers in the 2017 World Series.  Before she left our home that day, I asked her to say a prayer for the Astros.  I had never asked her to pray for anything that worldly.  This...woman...can...pray.  Maria delivers the kind of prayer that sends shivers up and down your backbone and fills you with the presence of the divine.  Well, Maria prays and we win game seven and the World Series.  So, my son and I go to games one and two in Houston and leave game two feeling a bit shaken about the 'stros chances to come back vs. the Nationals.  I mention the 2017 episode with Maria and he urges me to ask her to speak to the man upstairs.  So, last Thursday, I call Maria, tell her what's at stake, and she delivers a 5 minute prayer over the phone that was powerful...POW-ER-FUL.  Sure enough, the Astros win games three and four and, now, Scherzer's out for tonight's game and, probably, the rest of the series.  Coincidence or Providence?  Ask Maria.  She'll tell you.

Tell Maria I love her.

We saw this guy once.  I'd love to get to him in the first, get in his head.

Let’s go Astros! 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

sigh. Can never give Cole a lead

We are good at not giving Verlander one either....

We are good at not giving Verlander one either....

Consistency wins championships.

Come on, Gerrit.  Pitch with a chip on your shoulder and shut these boys down.

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

sigh. Can never give Cole a lead

 

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

We are good at not giving Verlander one either....

Yet somehow they both won 20 games this year

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

throw out all the numbers and stats out the window tonight. it's now a 3 game season, first team to win 2 - wins it all

That’s not how seasons work.

I could see is not getting to Ross the first time thru. Other than a few outs earlier they only have video. Happy to be wrong. 

Mmm, good swing from Bregs... tough break. 

Hammerin' Yordan!!

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