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Damn, I see you Gerrit.  99 mph off the bat.

Every time they run that Buzz Aldrin commercial, and the kid asks him if that was why he went to the moon, I want Buzz to say “don’t ask me to swear on a Bible.”



As soon as they put up that graphic that said he hadn’t hit a HR in his last 21 games I knew he was taking one out.


Thanks Fox!

Okay, new gameplan, everybody hit it to a Nat.   

Edited by atomheartbevo

104.3 mph for George.  I'm not sure what Joe Buck is looking at saying Ross is throwing well.  5 batted balls >99 mph already.  We're going to get to him some more.

Like that, Altuve tattooed that one

"He's one shy of..."

"Two and he gets it, right?"

Yeah, Smoltz, you fucking potato.

16 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Stockholm syndrome

Helsinki 

Cole needs an easy, efficient, inning. 

Only 40 pitches through 3 for Ross isn't ideal

Every time they run that Buzz Aldrin commercial, and the kid asks him if that was why he went to the moon, I want Buzz to say “don’t ask me to swear on a Bible.”
Buzz and I are going to come over and punch you in the face.

It doesn't matter how many pitches Ross has.  We should jump on these fastballs.  We are not a pitch count team.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Only 40 pitches through 3 for Ross isn't ideal

No, but the 2 run part eases any angst I may have had to this point.

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Helsinki 

As in Helsinki, Sweden 

Filthy strikeout pitch and Buck says, "two out" in a "meh" voice then goes on about Scherzer some more.

 

So who the fuck wears a U Tennessee wardrobe when sitting behind home plate? Look-at-me douchesnozzle.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Filthy strikeout pitch and Buck says, "two out" in a "meh" voice then goes on about Scherzer some more.

 

He struck out the pitcher.  I'd cut him some slack about not getting excited for the foregone conclusion.

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

So who the fuck wears a U Tennessee wardrobe when sitting behind home plate? Look-at-me douchesnozzle.

 The same reason I'd wear Longhorn gear. 

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Hey hey! Alvarez!

Two-way player

Turner smoked that, fortunate placement.

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Filthy strikeout pitch and Buck says, "two out" in a "meh" voice then goes on about Scherzer some more.

 

Earlier after the bottom of the first there was a delay going to the commercials and Smoltz said “good start” after Ross ended the inning, I don’t believe he knew they were still hot.  If there was any doubt it ended there by the inflection in his voice but there was never any doubt.

5 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Buzz and I are going to come over and punch you in the face.
 

It’s kind of a sweet commercial, but I’d rather they just run a “50 years ago, I was walking on the fucking moon.   What have you done with your life?” commercial with Buzz.  

13 minutes ago, WBT said:

104.3 mph for George.  I'm not sure what Joe Buck is looking at saying Ross is throwing well.  5 batted balls >99 mph already.  We're going to get to him some more.

Once you include the words Joe and Buck all sense and sensibility leaves the building. I do hope he can bring up the 1996 World Series to Smoltz again 

Just now, NowThis said:

did Trump show up?

Yes they already showed him 

Just now, NowThis said:

did Trump show up?

Missed the first few minutes, but I think so.  Friend who is there said they got searched and had more security, so I assume so.  

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

did Trump show up?

Well yeah, had to give up my seat.

Missed the first few minutes, but I think so.  Friend who is there said they got searched and had more security, so I assume so.  
Trump, Melania, and Gaetz were shown on TV earlier

Damn Yuri getting warmed up.  

Edit I jinxed it

Edited by atomheartbevo

Let's go Yordan.  You can't have a 3 homer game without getting the 2nd one first.

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