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Hinch's decision on Yordan worth 3 runs so far?

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1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Thankfully that one won't get overmanaged

Gawd, you're a beating. We get hit, you don't like Hinch

These rubes in the booth are stunned. Fuck those nozzle gargling clowns.

Eaton just watching.  Lulz at the mic picking him up...he said the previous one was pretty close but that one was off.

Hahahahaha, they wanted Correa rung up on a ball.  Didn't happen, ass nuggets.  Home run.  Fuck off.

yikes, left that curve up and soto hit it pretty well.  Got a little lucky there.

Cha-cha-cha boy ain't acting quite as fucked up in the box now that the climate has changed.

 

Sit down, motherfucker.

Edited by Iceman

Love that Cole gets pissed at himself when he throws a bad pitch, even when he gets an out. 

Alright, clear of the heart of their order again.

Hope he can get his command issue settled in this break,

Last 2 outs were hit hard, but luckily right at someone

Shake it off Cole. You’re kicking ass. 

13 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

“machete”?

Martin Maldonado's nickname 

Just now, UTexasFight said:


Or an Astros on Tuesday

why put off until Tuesday what you can do today?

You can get untracked too George. 

I feel another 2 run homer coming

Come on Tuve. Catch a mistake and give us another 2 run HR. 

Dammit again. 

Edited by Wishbone

Shit, two gidp up the middle for Altuve.  With them holding the runner on and shifting the 2b up the middle, I'm surprised he hasn't shot one through that hole.

Tuve was slow on that. It was slow hit and they had him by a mile. Did he slip? 

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

So is Ross coming back for the 6th?

Might as well if I’m Martinez. 

Just now, YChang said:

Might as well if I’m Martinez. 

you have to ride him until his arm falls off, imo 

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