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The Nats look defeated. It's time to put them to sleep and end their suffering. 

If that was Cole's last game as an Astro he went out in style. We wouldn't have escaped the ALDS without him much less CS and WS. A true legend regardless of what transpires next. 🤞

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Some World Series record stuff...Springer now has 7 career homeruns, tied for 10th all time.  Mantle, Ruth, and Berra are the top 3 at 18, 15, and 12. 

The most hits in a single WS is 13.  Altuve is currently at 9.  He was in pretty good shape until only getting 1 tonight.

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2 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

The Nats look defeated. It's time to put them to sleep and end their suffering. 

If that was Cole's last game as an Astro he went out in style. We wouldn't have escaped the ALDS without him much less CS and WS. A true legend regardless of what transpires next. 🤞

We need to come out on Tuesday and deliver the knock out punch early.  

41 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I would love to see Papi punch A-Rod right now.   What a dick.  

What'd that tool bag say?

2 minutes ago, maninblack said:

What'd that tool bag say?

He called Papi out for saying good pitching beats good offense again 😂

1 minute ago, maninblack said:

What'd that tool bag say?

He interrupted Papi mid-sentence and said something like “Stop.   Stop talking about that.”  Just very rude and disrespectful.  

Ticket prices been posted yet for the clincher?


My section 252 was $240 ea. face value. Last I saw going for $1300 ea.


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12 minutes ago, maninblack said:

What'd that tool bag say?

if it's the part i saw, papi was crediting the astros pitching for why the nats bats had gone silent.  a-rod interrupted and basically said to stop crediting the pitching, that at some point, you have to step up and hit the ball if you're the nats.  and yes, he was a dick the way he said it.

then papi was like, "what would you have done with the guy pitching tonight?"  to which a-rod said, "oh, this guy?  nothing, i wouldn't have been able to hit him."

so yeah.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

if it's the part i saw, papi was crediting the astros pitching for why the nats bats had gone silent.  a-rod interrupted and basically said to stop crediting the pitching, that at some point, you have to step up and hit the ball if you're the nats.  and yes, he was a dick the way he said it.

then papi was like, "what would you have done with the guy pitching tonight?"  to which a-rod said, "oh, this guy?  nothing, i wouldn't have been able to hit him."

so yeah.

Yeah, A-Rod was trying to make the point that Cole only pitched 7 of the 27 innings in DC, which is fair.  But he's failing to give Urquidy and the bullpen credit for pitching lights out.  The only game you could accuse the Nats of failing to capitalize on a lot of opportunities was Game 3 when Greinke put like 12 guys on or something.  Otherwise, they just ran into buzzsaw pitching.

They kinda both had a point, but A-Roid was a giant doucher in trying to make his.  Shocking, I know.

Off topic but it’s crazy how much larger of a human being Frank Thomas is even compared Big Papi and ARod

5 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Off topic but it’s crazy how much larger of a human being Frank Thomas is even compared Big Papi and ARod

Recycling my own joke: Frank Thomas makes Big Papi look like Regular Papi.

He interrupted Papi mid-sentence and said something like “Stop.   Stop talking about that.”  Just very rude and disrespectful.  
A turd that wears eye makeup.
8 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Off topic but it’s crazy how much larger of a human being Frank Thomas is even compared Big Papi and ARod

Big papi’s weight is significantly down because Of the shooting.



Big papi’s weight is significantly down because Of the not shooting up.


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At some point, I'm waiting for Ortiz to bring up Aroid's slapping the ball out like a little bitch

guys this is just a great fucking time to be alive and an Astros fan since 1976

Off topic but it’s crazy how much larger of a human being Frank Thomas is even compared Big Papi and ARod


Do you even Nutrigenix, bruh?

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this Baby Shark cultural phenomenon has bypassed me, and I’m grateful for that.  I’d be embarrassed to be associated with that as our team’s theme. 

42 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

this Baby Shark cultural phenomenon has bypassed me, and I’m grateful for that.  I’d be embarrassed to be associated with that as our team’s theme. 

I had never heard the song until my friend that works for the Nats was complaining about it then not even a week later the video of the kid melting down to get Alexa to play baby shark went viral. Little did I know we'd get confronted with it this post season. I for one am glad it is in the rearview.  If you'd have told me before the postseason started that they would only score 3 runs at home in 3 games with that power anthem I'd have gladly greenlit them playing it as often as they wanted despite it's Boomer Sooner ability to repeat itself into oblivion.

5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

You don’t want to see a story like this again:

 

Watch out where the vendors go,
and don't you eat that rainbow snow.

I didn't like Hinch starting Alvarez's bat over Reddick's defense.

I thought it was an 'iffy' move when the situation didn't call for it.

Hinch was right.  All the way right, not that my opinion gives any validation; but rather just giving credit where a lot of credit is due.

I did something dumb last night after the game and went and bought a standing room ticket for Game 6.  I regret nothing.

Bregman’s grand slam scored more runs than the Nationals scored in 27 innings.  The pitching staff nutted the fuck up these last three games.

36 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Bregman’s grand slam scored more runs than the Nationals scored in 27 innings.  The pitching staff nutted the fuck up these last three games.

The bats are woke and the pitching is back to normal.  Don't fuck this up JV.  Don't tighten up your butthole because it's a close out game in the WS.  I do not want this to go to 7, even if I have great faith in Greinke, because it will opposite Scherzer if he's healthy. 

Scherzer couldn't turn his head at his news conference yesterday.  I'm not sure he is going to pitch again this series.

I have a hard time believing that Scherzer will be able to pitch at all, much less effectively, on Wednesday, but I'd rather not find out.

It's time for JV to conquer his World Series demons and close this thing out. 

I don't care what it takes.  You pay Cole to stay.  Dude was nails last night, even with boobs being thrown in his face. 

On 10/24/2019 at 12:55 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Apparently not.

Apparently so.

8 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I have a hard time believing that Scherzer will be able to pitch at all, much less effectively, on Wednesday, but I'd rather not find out.

It's time for JV to conquer his World Series demons and close this thing out. 

1,000 x this

5 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I don't care what it takes.  You pay Cole to stay.  Dude was nails last night, even with boobs being thrown in his face. 

And a million times this.  Don't stubbornly close our own window by letting him go because you don't want to pay the tax. 

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Baby sharks get eaten by the bigger ones.  Fuck the Nats, Fuck A-Rod, Go Astros, finish it in 6!!

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24 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Kelly Nash?

I think it's Kate Beckinsale, but Kelly Nash is a dish.

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18 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Scherzer couldn't turn his head at his news conference yesterday.  

Give him Rodney's cap and he won't have to.

32 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Scherzer couldn't turn his head at his news conference yesterday.  I'm not sure he is going to pitch again this series.

Now that he's back in Houston, they can get him a "ringer dinger" at that youtube chiropractor. After that he'll either throw a no-hitter to win the series or never be able to walk again.

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JJ Watt being out for the season yesterday - coincidence or a noble sacrifice for another WS? 

27 minutes ago, Viper said:

Now that he's back in Houston, they can get him a "ringer dinger" at that youtube chiropractor. After that he'll either throw a no-hitter to win the series or never be able to walk again.

Or both. 

Cole’s reaction to the flashers is classic....

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

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So how did Surly miss this? 

it didn't

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

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So how did Surly miss this? 

Grey sweatshirt guy had no clue that was happening right behind him. 

I wonder if Cole even saw them. How often do pitchers look into the stands?

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