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They hit two dribblers and we hit a bunch of missiles.

Let's fucking go.

I thought Bregman was going to pull a Serrano and run around the bases with the bat.

A little left and that's gone. Love they are hitting him hard

So, all of the media keeps talking about that called strike to Robles. They neglect to mention that Zimmerman got a called ball that was just as fucking terrible and should have struck out. Fucking infuriating

A little left and that's gone. Love they are hitting him hard

So, all of the media keeps talking about that called strike to Robles. They neglect to mention that Zimmerman got a called ball that was just as fucking terrible and should have struck out. Fucking infuriating

did Bregs do the longest bat carry in WS history?

362 in the power ally?  I remember the dome was 390

I love the contact we are making on Strasbitch. It’s about to go down!


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5 hours ago, Player said:

Heading to MMP in 2 hours for my 58th game of the season. I have a t-shirt that has my avatar on it. We haven't won every game that I've attended, but we've homered at least once, so you can bet your sweet asses I'll be wearing it tonight. 

We're halfway home. Keep up the good work.

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So, all of the media keeps talking about that called strike to Robles. They neglect to mention that Zimmerman got a called ball that was just as fucking terrible and should have struck out. Fucking infuriating

Yes ma'am.  Both pitches were bullshit calls, but they focus on the one.

 

JV leaving no doubt tonight.  Fuck the umps.

I love the contact we are making on Strasbitch. It’s about to go down!


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4 minutes ago, NowThis said:

362 in the power ally?  I remember the dome was 390

Yordan don't care...

Just get us one more here, guys.  Give them any kind of crooked number deficit and they'll really start pressing...

Please disembowel the nats right here, right now in the bottom of the second.  

Please. 

104 off the bat, got to get him elevating those.

Guys making good contact... this is promising. Dams gonna break soon. 

Just now, clapclapclap said:

I wonder if the Nats' lipreaders have trouble with Jose's accent?

Only the Astros would try such underhanded gamesmanship.

Not what I wanted to see in the bottom of the second. Need to get Stras' pitch count up.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Only the Astros would try such underhanded gamesmanship.

And be able to put it to good use.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Damn. Reddick to lead off the 3rd. Was hoping the lineup would turnover 

He'll set the table for Springer. 

Just now, Rimbo said:

Not what I wanted to see in the bottom of the second. Need to get Stras' pitch count up.

I disagree. They're being aggressive and hitting the ball, hard. Keep it up, you can get to their pen by running up the pitch count, or by putting up a bunch of runs.

That was a quick last inning. Maybe the game will be over before 11:30?  I’ll probably be rolling up and down Telephone Rd. blowing my horn and celebrating. 

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

That was a quick last inning. Maybe the game will be over before 11:30?  I’ll probably be rolling up and down Telephone Rd. blowing my horn and celebrating. 

Don't run over any hookers

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Don't run over any hookers

How would he run over the inside of his own car?

i have no idea where the strike zone is

neither does the ump

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