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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is fine

It’s your fault for being a little cunt. Your dad should have pulled out.

goddamit. i have watched like 10 total minutes of this fucking game and caught all 3 of the nats homers live. fuck this. not watching. go stros

Well that was not pleasant at all sir. Not one bit. 

Seems an unlikely inning for us to score. But without Correa coming up, I think we will. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Martinez has been tossed 

Stupid of him considering his team has a 3 run lead.

Just now, Telegraph_it said:

???

I don’t think the Baseball Gods normally reward a bunch of bitch asses. 

And if it was the other way around, we'd all be livid and first class bitch assess. 

If you think this is over, you haven’t watched this team this year.   

2 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Yeah. It’s never called because they usually don’t knock the glove off the guy. If he’s outside the line where he should be, Gurriel catches it and he’s out. 

Fucking exactly. It's not rocket surgery like Smoltz & Buck are making it out to be.

Game 5 two years ago wouldn't be near as exciting if we didn't fall behind by 3. Let's do it again

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Can Houston rescind the Rendon day proclimation? 

Allegedly, Rendon killed 5 hookers at a hotel in Houston.

Every time I see that Field of Dreams commercial, I’m reminded that Augie Garrido cut Kevin Costner from his baseball team.  And they remained friends, and Costner would occasionally catch Longhorn games when in Austin.  

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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

And if it was the other way around, we'd all be livid and first class bitch assess. 

Not after the review which wasn’t a review.  It was obvious. 

Lmao. Protest the game. Let’s play game 6 over tomorrow 

Seems an unlikely inning for us to score. But without Correa coming up, I think we will. 

Wow. That ball was 4 inches out. Thanks asshole

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Clown show

That’s you. Get the fuck off this thread.

Now giving every fucking corner

Just now, Girdwood said:

That’s you. Get the fuck off this thread.

Jesus will you just pit him on ignore and move on with your life instead of incessantly bitching?

This series is so retarded. Never seen road teams dominate and home teams go limp like this before. Fuck


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Allowing them to get a three run lead means we’ll have to deal with Scherzer tomorrow

This series is so retarded. Never seen road teams dominate and home teams go limp like this before. Fuck


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Need some positives, crowd is a non factor.

Great, so now the zone is huge for ya making it tougher to come back. Nats still got their runs on the homer. Seems like they’re getting the good end of this deal at the end of the day.

Fucker should be suspended

Martinez better be fucking suspended for tomorrow’s game for that psycho episode

At least they brought up the 5 plus minute delay. That probably didn’t help Harris. 

1 minute ago, mbtex said:

Fucker should be suspended

 He probably will be, but it will be for the first few games of the season next year

1 minute ago, Girdwood said:

Martinez better be fucking suspended for tomorrow’s game for that psycho episode

That's not going to happen and you know it.

This is nearly a carbon copy of 2017 game 6
We have a 1 run lead for a while.
They get a 1 run lead and chase JV
Then get another bomb off a reliable reliever and cruise to game 7.

Hope we have similarly easy game 7 win tomorrow

1 minute ago, Girdwood said:

Martinez better be fucking suspended for tomorrow’s game for that psycho episode

LOL.  Or what?  

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