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Can we get some fucking orange jerseys tonight?

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Watson is scratched for the "Play Ball."   Alright, Alright, Alright, we got the best replacement. Astros by a million now.

28 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Game hasn't even started yet and I've threw up twice, got excited with the feeling we will win, out of nowhere I cried and threw my files at a colleague thinking if the bats go cold and Grienke chokes. FUCK. how did we get through 2017? I don't remember being this anxiety filled.

Ask your husband to rub your pussy for you to relieve some of the anxiety.

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If anyone is nervous about tonight, I challenge you to watch this video.  This makes me feel better than anything - Zack is gonna be spitting fire tonight.

 

 

What the hell am I supposed to do for four-hours-and-thirty-six more minutes?

2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Need to be aggressive. Reddick should have been sent on Springers double. 

Soto had the ball in hand and was wheeling around to throw when Reddick was still 3 to 5 strides from third-base.  Only a terrible relay would have saved him.  Besides, with Altuve coming up Pettis was wagering that Reddick was going to score anyway.

2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Can't they also review hit by pitches to see if the ball brushes a jersey?  I swear I have seen that.  If so, catcher's interference when the bat hits the freaking glove should have been reviewable.

They can be reviewed.  But, Altuve was brushed on the jersey in DC and it was clear as day on the replay.  He didn't raise a stink, it wasn't reviewed, and he popped out.

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

What the hell am I supposed to do for four-hours-and-thirty-six more minutes?

Have you met my friend bourbon?

2 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Yeah, we are seeing the effects of the response to the Taubman incident and JV banning the Detroit reporter from the club house. 

Well also seemingly half of all national sports journalists live in the DC area and virtually none live in Houston.

21 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Ask your husband to rub your pussy for you to relieve some of the anxiety.

HA! Joke is on you because I don't even have a husband so I guess i'll just rub on it by myself.

11 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

HA! Joke is on you because I don't even have a husband so I guess i'll just rub on it by myself.

That's one way to pass the four-hours-and-thirty-six min 

This is the most badass email I've ever received:

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For the last time in 2019:

Jesus that's making me depressed to read

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6 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can Cole go a inning or two on 2 days rest? 

They can probably get an inning if they need it.

48 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

What the hell am I supposed to do for four-hours-and-thirty-six more minutes?

Go through spystud's nsaa posts one by one

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Jim Wolf behind the plate

 

Known to have a pitcher’s strike zone.

Hopefully that disproportionately helps Zack

 

He’s also one of those guys that likes to call check swing strikes on his own

 

 

Oh by the way, note the HP ump for this game some of you may remember:

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Check swings can be called strikes if you break the plane?

/Fan who just started watching baseball this series

2 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Holy shit finally someone on TV who has it right and explains it right. 

Yep. The rule is clear. We live in an idiocracy.

 

 

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Yep. The rule is clear. We live in an idiocracy.

 

 

No shit the entire “the rule is dumb” is fine but it’s still the rule. Hell I think going 75 on the freeway is to slow but I’ll get a ticket if I go too fast according to a cop and I’m sure he will like the “well I think it’s dumb”. The rule is pretty clear.

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

Yep. The rule is clear. We live in an idiocracy.

 

 

This.

Fuck. I’m right handed and I was always taught to run on the outside of the line and to turn to the right after you run through the bag. 

You learn that shit at friggin’ 7 years old. All this bitching boggles my mind.

I guess most people haven’t played or simply don’t watch it enough to care about the rules.

Just knocked out my pregame grilled cheese and tomato soup. Let’s do this !

Game hasn't even started yet and I've threw up twice, got excited with the feeling we will win, out of nowhere I cried and threw my files at a colleague thinking if the bats go cold and Grienke chokes. FUCK. how did we get through 2017? I don't remember being this anxiety filled.
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44 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

For the last time in 2019:

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Everyone in the reliever box and no one in the starter box.

Some of y'all are expecting an awful lot from Cole tonight on short rest. Unless Greinke shits the bed early, I'd be fine with running out Smith, Harris, and Osuna to get the last 9-12 outs. 

Urquidy should be available for at least a couple batters.

We are going to win. I don't know exactly how it will go down or who will be the hero, but we. are. going. to. win.

 

14 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Some of y'all are expecting an awful lot from Cole tonight on short rest. Unless Greinke shits the bed early, I'd be fine with running out Smith, Harris, and Osuna to get the last 9-12 outs. 

 

5 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Urquidy should be available for at least a couple batters.

yeah, I'd rather Urquidy get an inning than Cole.  

Just now, NowThis said:

who is doing the first pitch?

Bags and Biggio throwing to McHugh and McCullers

4 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Big scratch. Suzuki blocked a shitload of balls in the dirt in game 1. 

 

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

What the hell am I supposed to do for four-hours-and-thirty-six more minutes?

Start drinking...

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.... to try and get over memories of last night?

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I just learned my non-sports loving sister, who doesn't even understand baseball is going to Game 7.

For Free.

 

I'm stuck at a work Halloween thing, handing out candy, dressed as a god damned hot dog and she is going to Game 7.

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Just now, Tylerocks said:

I just learned my non-sports loving sister, who doesn't even understand baseball is going to Game 7.

For Free.

 

I'm stuck at a work Halloween thing, handing out candy, dressed as a god damned hot dog and she is going to Game 7.

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Not sure what you do for a living, but you need to stop. Immediately. As in resign right now. No notice, just leave and never come back. 

3 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

I just learned my non-sports loving sister, who doesn't even understand baseball is going to Game 7.

For Free.

 

I'm stuck at a work Halloween thing, handing out candy, dressed as a god damned hot dog and she is going to Game 7.

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My younger son’s baseball game and older son’s practice canceled tonight. 
 

Time to light a fire, pour some bourbon and watch uninterrupted . 
 

Go ‘Stros. 

23 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Big scratch. Suzuki blocked a shitload of balls in the dirt in game 1. 

 

 

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

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10 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

I just learned my non-sports loving sister, who doesn't even understand baseball is going to Game 7.

For Free.

 

I'm stuck at a work Halloween thing, handing out candy, dressed as a god damned hot dog and she is going to Game 7.

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Pics of said sister ?

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