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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Pics of said sister ?

She's a 49 year old lesbian (and not the good kind)

You want me to PM you?

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Urquidy should be available for at least a couple innings

Fixed

That Suzuki scratch could turn out to be huge.

He was a machine last time.

She's a 49 year old lesbian (and not the good kind)
You want me to PM you?

We’ve seen worse on this board so why not.
8 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

She's a 49 year old lesbian (and not the good kind)

Ok, get to the bad part ?

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57 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Some of y'all are expecting an awful lot from Cole tonight on short rest. Unless Greinke shits the bed early, I'd be fine with running out Smith, Harris, and Osuna to get the last 9-12 outs. 

I don't want Cole to pitch. I want him available to pinch-hit. He got in a few decent cuts in DC.

I really don't give two squirts of piss how it happens just that it happens.  My Puerto Rican friend who lives in DC has resumed talking shit to Walgreens on his Facebook feed.  He was previously disparaging the Jankees before Walgreens so that's a good sign.  He was silent last night for whatever reason.

13 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I don't want Cole to pitch. I want him available to pinch-hit. He got in a few decent cuts in DC.

i wouldn't mind him as a pinch-runner.

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

i wouldn't mind him as a pinch-runner.

Let’s get weird 

Heard a rumor we are wearing the orange jerseys. Can anyone confirm?

25 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

can we ban the use of Airplane! gifs today?

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Sure, no problem.

 

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Heard a rumor we are wearing the orange jerseys. Can anyone confirm?

Does this answer that question?

 

I like the last sentence
Don’t care about the rest.
But that is good.


Still, I feel this game won’t be decided until loooong after the starters are gone.
As exciting as games 1-6 of 2017 were, this series has been a complete dud.
2017 game 7 was a dud for the most part and I think we’ll see something matching the craziness of 2017 games 1-6 to balance everything out.
Guys like Mazeroski, Gonzalez, Carter are about to have some more company

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Guys like Mazeroski, Gonzalez, Carter are about to have some more company

This would be awesome. 

These guys have had a great season. Let’s hope it has a great ending.

2 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

I'm stuck at a work Halloween thing, handing out candy, dressed as a god damned hot dog and she is going to Game 7.

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well, we're way past big-speech time.

i'll just say this.  here on surly, we're a group.  we're a team.  from scraps and putt on through, we're a team.  we win together.  we lose together.  we celebrate and mourn together.  and defeats are softened and victories sweeter because we did them together.  you're my guys.  and i'm yours.  and there's nothing i wouldn't do for you.

it's never easy.  it wasn't easy vs the knicks.  it wasn't easy vs usc.  it wasn't easy vs the dodgers.  it's supposed to be hard.  if it wasn't hard, everyone would do it.  the hard is what makes it great.

let's fucking do this.

 

#dreamcrushers

#truckerhatmafia

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

well, we're way past big-speech time.

i'll just say this.  here on surly, we're a group.  we're a team.  from scraps and putt on through, we're a team.  we win together.  we lose together.  we celebrate and mourn together.  and defeats are softened and victories sweeter because we did them together.  you're my guys.  and i'm yours.  and there's nothing i wouldn't do for you.

it's never easy.  it wasn't easy vs the knicks.  it wasn't easy vs usc.  it wasn't easy vs the dodgers.  it's supposed to be hard.  if it wasn't hard, everyone would do it.  the hard is what makes it great.

let's fucking do this.

 

#dreamcrushers

#truckerhatmafia

^^^^^^^ In!

well, we're way past big-speech time.
i'll just say this.  here on surly, we're a group.  we're a team.  from scraps and putt on through, we're a team.  we win together.  we lose together.  we celebrate and mourn together.  and defeats are softened and victories sweeter because we did them together.  you're my guys.  and i'm yours.  and there's nothing i wouldn't do for you.
it's never easy.  it wasn't easy vs the knicks.  it wasn't easy vs usc.  it wasn't easy vs the dodgers.  it's supposed to be hard.  if it wasn't hard, everyone would do it.  the hard is what makes it great.
let's fucking do this.
 
#dreamcrushers
#truckerhatmafia

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I fucking love you assholes.

Let's break their hearts and eat their souls.

I want to hear Smoltzy sounding like his dog just died again.

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9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

well, we're way past big-speech time.

i'll just say this.  here on surly, we're a group.  we're a team.  from scraps and putt on through, we're a team.  we win together.  we lose together.  we celebrate and mourn together.  and defeats are softened and victories sweeter because we did them together.  you're my guys.  and i'm yours.  and there's nothing i wouldn't do for you.

it's never easy.  it wasn't easy vs the knicks.  it wasn't easy vs usc.  it wasn't easy vs the dodgers.  it's supposed to be hard.  if it wasn't hard, everyone would do it.  the hard is what makes it great.

let's fucking do this.

 

#dreamcrushers

#truckerhatmafia

Team HenryGandorf here. Tell me which wall I need to run through. Let’s goooooooo!!!!

I’m ready to see the boys swat some gnats. Time to get it done!

Smoltz's tie may be 25 years old.

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And right on cue, Surly is starting to hang up. Pay the power bill, ImmaAg

 they’re blasting ‘Seminole wind’, shit is getting serious 

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“Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever.” -Shane Falco

The road team has won the last 3 Game Sevens?  Good, that kind of streak is due to break.

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