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Good job by Reddick and Springer to keep him stressed.

‘Altuve’s one of the shorter guys in the league...’

 

ya fuckin think?

Edited by Iceman

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

It fucking depresses me that he is still only 50, so we will have to sit through his bullshit for every major NFL and MLB game on Fox for the next 20-some-odd years

Apparently he is married. I wonder how that is possible.

So frustrating. Such good at bats/swings... just right at people

Just now, YChang said:

So frustrating. Such good at bats/swings... just right at people

Keep making work

 

it will pay off!

Clearly the only solution with RISP is to bloop a jam shot or hit it 110 with the right launch angle. All else is fail..

Put an asterisk next to innings 2 and 3. Hopefully it don't make a shit.
And the 4th
Just now, UDontKnow said:

Apparently he is married. I wonder how that is possible.

That poor soul. I'm imagining a Lumbergh-esque scene where his monotone narration erases any hint of joy from the sex.

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Excruciating. 

Seriously.  We should have at least 3 on the board right now.  We're relying on Greinke to be damn near perfect.

What the fuck was that? Was that a faggot commercial?
Not sure what being gay has to do with dog food. Marketing team lost me there.
3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Apparently he is married. I wonder how that is possible.

Aikman says pm Katie Hill

Just now, YChang said:

So frustrating. Such good at bats/swings... just right at people

Keep making work

 

it will pay off!

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:
2 minutes ago, Overlord said:
What the fuck was that? Was that a faggot commercial?

Not sure what being gay has to do with dog food. Marketing team lost me there.

Doggystyle? 

Soto is such a distraction I predict he'll be playing some where else in a couple of years.  Reminds of me Puig, LA sent his ass packing.

Edited by Bevo&Pevo

that should have been a K

 

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Ball 2 and ball 4 were really fucking close

no close about ball 2, that was a strike

Edited by elfenix

Greinke deserves better than the bats have given him so far.

Ball 2 and ball 4 were really fucking close

He's been calling it the same for Scherzer, so at least he's consistent.

Just now, APMP said:

Greinke deserves better than the bats have given him so far.

QFMFT

Edited by Js1

And I thought this ump would be giving the low strike

greinke with the fielding clinic tonight

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He's been calling it the same for Scherzer, so at least he's consistent.

Yeah, the ump is not a problem.

Edit:  Dang, I think he could have got the out at second.

Edited by clapclapclap

Wtf?  A bunt up 2-1 in the count with 1 out?

Ok, yeah he must have been trying to beat the shift.  Shoudn't be scored a sacrifice.

Edited by WBT

someone please gif zimmerman saying, "strike?"

need some runs here, greinke fucking dealing

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