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Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Watch for a bunt here....

Umm...

Chirizo has looked lost at the plate tonight.

Just now, cabowabo said:

Chirinos is killing us. 

How can he be this bad again. 

Awful ABs from Robbie tonight. Really the one guy who hasn't even been competitive at the plate tonight. 

Fucking Cheetoz.  Swinging at absolute shit today.  Thankfully just about everyone else is showing good plate discipline. 

1 minute ago, Telegraph_it said:

Did Martinez stroke out?

Probably a bunch of fans about to stroke out also.

Scherzer should be out now. Hope Greinke keeps dealing.

4 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Replay was not meant for this.  Fuck this. 

Pitcher got a blow... momentum was robbed...

Okay, Zack.  Deal with 8-9-1 then we've got 9-1-2.  More runs are coming.

Greinke not even to the 3rd time through yet, right?

5 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Replay was not meant for this.  Fuck this. 

Pitcher got a blow... momentum was robbed...

Probably a bunch of fans about to stroke out also.
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1 minute ago, Telegraph_it said:

Did Martinez stroke out?

Probably a bunch of fans about to stroke out also.

Probably a bunch of fans about to stroke out also.
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60 pitches, 5.1 innings in, dealing, fielding his position so no weak shit is getting through the infield, greinke fucking wants this.  ride that fucking horse.

Probably a bunch of fans about to stroke out also.
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Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

Probably a bunch of fans about to stroke out also.

Nice split double post. 

Yeah, Nationals have only stranded one because they've only had two, and one was wiped out on a double play.

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Awful ABs from Robbie tonight. Really the one guy who hasn't even been competitive at the plate tonight. 

His RISP opps are a result of the missed ones up the lineup. His are magnified as a result. He’s really not doing anything below expectations for him. He has, however, uncharacteristically delivered some bombs during this series.

Zach fucked up and let Robles hit a slow roller to Yuli instead of back to him.

Damn he's dealing.

Just now, WBT said:

Zach fucked up and let Robles hit a slow roller to Yuli instead of back to him.

But damn he wanted to field it. Love the hustle he is showing. 

fuck no one talk to grienke let him like gestate a new baby's arm for the rest of the game. he is inside some minds

I have no doubt if Greinke were batting today he would go yard.  I wish we could DH for Cheetoz and let Greinke bat instead.

Turner is ever so slightly a weeping cunt

last night’s antics and acting amazed at watching pitches turning into K’s...

 

lolz, doucher. 

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One crooked number, guys.

Just need one crooked number...

1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Please put Corbin in

Nice start

Just now, elfenix said:

jake, from hit farm

Jake Day!! 

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