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1 minute ago, Girdwood said:

Most unclutch team ever 

Rangers thread is <====== that way.

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Alright, my flight is taking off, and has no wifi. God speed.

That’s why I always fly private. 

Just now, Girdwood said:

Truth hurts 

Coming from a twat it is just annoying. 

2 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

I don't remember a World Series where home team lost every game

It's never happened in any playoff series in any pro sports before.  Of course Houston would be the first (and probably only in our lifetimes) to achieve such peak chokeness.

The Pollyannas have 2 more innings of denial left.

Just now, David Dennison said:

If we lose, that is why.

Yup. Ugh that hurts to think about. 

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

We gonna win or wut?

Yes

6 minutes ago, Girdwood said:

Most unclutch team ever 

I’m going to cut you bitch 

Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:

I’m going to cut you bitch 

when you realize schitts creek GIF by CBC

Just now, Ellellelle said:

I'm confused about why they do the gator chomp.

Baby shark does it.  Still don't understand why that is their fight song. I guess the Sesame Street song was taken. 

Osuna going multiple innings has hardly ever worked. Prove me wrong bitch ass AJ

Oh great. Put a runner on for Rendon. What could possibly go wrong here. 

rarely happy to be old, but having survived 1980 and 1986, 2005 was a blip. 2017 will carry me to the end, regardless of 2019.

Fucking Hinch. Better hope the offense can cover for you.

cole now warming up from the bump

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Please knock Soto out 

 

1 minute ago, housious said:

Walk him

yeah.

1 minute ago, housious said:

Walk him

Or let him break the game open. Fucking christ 

11 minutes ago, Girdwood said:

Most unclutch team ever 

Are you Greenspoint’s sock. Go fuck yourself cunt.

Goddamnit.  Taubman should have been fired for baseball reasons.

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