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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

joe Smith is the only guy warming up 

Hinch thinking about Game 8

We get it smoltz, Corbin needs that outside fastball

What a BS called strikeout

What in the actual fuck was that strike? How is that excusable? 

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3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

These motherfuckers need to wake up.  

I wasn’t talking about the umps but fuck them. 

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Can't win when a pitch 9 inches inside gets called strike 3

Yup. Pathetic.

We get it smoltz, Corbin needs that outside fastball

What a BS called strikeout

Man that was way outside.
Inside, but yeah... A foot off the plate is not even close.

Don't sleep on Jake here.  He scalded that single off him last time up.

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Oh, now you go get him.  You yanked Greinke early and left Osuna in too long, dipshit.

Still not as bad as Wash. That was the worst mismanagement of a bullpen in a World Series that I have ever seen.

 

What happened to the brunette milf sloot wearing a purple coat sitting behind first base?

Goddamn these fuckers. Win. Don’t lose. Enough of this shit. Hold em, get me my runs, and call it done.

This is like that day over Macho Grande 

Goddamn these fuckers. Win. Don’t lose. Enough of this shit. Hold em, get me my runs, and call it done.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Goddamn these fuckers. Win. Don’t lose. Enough of this shit. Hold em, get me my runs, and call it done.

Yes all of this, good vibes

1 minute ago, Telegraph_it said:

I still think we can walk off. 

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1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

How come all their pitchers can pitch and none of our hitters can hit

Our hitters go into a shell when they are down all series. Can't play from behind. 

Let’s hold them and fucking walk it off.

1 minute ago, F250 said:

What happened to the brunette milf sloot wearing a purple coat sitting behind first base?

Did her disappearance coincide with AJ’s mental lapses?  Hmmmm...

I’m trying to think of something helpful to interject here. But I guess if I had anything, I wouldn’t have waited until now to share it. 

So here’s all I have: Go team. Please win. 

 

Let’s hold them and fucking walk it off.

1 minute ago, Telegraph_it said:

I still think we can walk off. 

That would require base runners 

So if we don’t score next inning we didn’t deserve this.  

Hold them here.  Then crooked number. 

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