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24 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Reddick should have gotten married in 2016 if this is how he was going to play after tying the knot.

2nd leading average on the team. Doing that on the field

Woo

He played well then too.  He was 2nd on the team in average in 2017 too, and probably 4th in overall hitting.  People forget he was a beast that year because of his playoff 0fer.

Marwin was probably the 2nd best overall hitter on the team in 2017 too. The middle to bottom of the lineup was raking. 

 

The middle to bottom of the lineup was raking. 
 

Gee that sounds familiar.
And shaky starting pitching outside of your top 2...


I look forward to our giants-style odd year run of championships

Thank god they won cause i may not get home til sunrise

Gotta love flooding


Woooooooo

42 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

They have to clear out first 4-5 rows when this happens. Rain helped that catch. Should be required viewing for people sitting there. Get out of fielders way.

They need to raise that wall a couple of feet. Too many cheap HRs.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

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i like this guy. he can stay

And speaking of Alvarez .... only a single so far tonight

Tucker is quietly sneaking up on him in the HR dept. another one tonight. Up to 9.

There can only be a handful of games the last 2-3 weeks that at least one of them hasn’t homered

But, how good is Tucker at giving hugs?
29 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

We should have signed Hunter Pence as DH

Rangers will be able to get something for him at the trading deadline 

That's a good point about the small crowd helping that catch.  There's a good chance some jackass would have messed that catch up with how far he was in to the stands.

someone on reddit claimed the catch, alone, was worth 0.768 WAR

28 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Bold move by Luhnow to suppress Springer’s value in his FA season by turning him in to a DH-only player.
 

He's still in his arbitration years

One of the underrated, if possible, things is after the catch,  he throws a fucking missile to 2B on a frozen rope. 

Adrenaline is a helluva drug

10 hours ago, kevwun said:

That's a good point about the small crowd helping that catch.  There's a good chance some jackass would have messed that catch up with how far he was in to the stands.

wouldn't that result in an out?

i'm asking for mookie betts.

He's still in his arbitration years

Doh
We’ve been talking about whether they’ll try to sign him when he becomes a free agent for seemingly a decade now. Lost track of years.
1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:


Joe West wasn’t umpiring last night

He was, however, still a cocksucker last night.

Alright, fellas.  Let's wrap this thing up in three innings so we can focus on the Rockets.

Altuve's breaking out tonight.  Mark my words.
Nice jinx asshole.

Tanilieu or my mans toro!

But probably more Diaz and Kemp at 2B. Yay. 

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

But probably more Diaz and Kemp at 2B. Yay. 

This is what I’m afraid of.  Hopefully Altuve is fine but there have been indicators lately that he’s not and may need some time off.

"Hey mom look im on tv eating another dudes ass!"

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

"Hey mom look im on tv eating another dudes ass!"

Ass, my dude?

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