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why are these slapdicks stealing down 5?

39 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This is what Dallas people say.

Sheeittt.  I ain’t Dallas.  The Dallas people do think they live in heaven.  They think their weather is San Diegoesque.  

Bagwell was good in the booth tonight.  He needs to talk to White about everything he's doing wrong at the plate.

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I know it won’t happen but Altuve needs a short IR visit. He needs a reset on this season 

It has been said the Odor is far better than Altuve. I think they should just cut Altuve. 

It has been said the Odor is far better than Altuve. I think they should just cut Altuve. 

Their batting averages over the next 10 days will be similar
Sheeittt.  I ain’t Dallas.  The Dallas people do think they live in heaven.  They think their weather is San Diegoesque.  


Most Dallas folks are mindful that we live next door to the sun 3 months/year.
10 hours ago, kevwun said:

Bagwell was good in the booth tonight.  

Agreed. Really cut down on use of the word “special” which annoyed the shit out of me.

On 5/8/2019 at 9:01 PM, UTexasFight said:


Yep
If everyone keeps staying healthy this is the move we’ll likely see first
But at some point you gotta think an IL stint by somebody will force the hand.
Incredible we’re 23% of the way through the season with no one going to IL (no jinx)

Damnit. 

Guessing Stars off days are gonna trim down with only 3 guys on the bench and one being a catcher. 

be ready for whoops and war hymns if you are going to the game today.

19 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

be ready for whoops and war hymns if you are going to the game today.

Well sure - remember when we used to yell "Texas fight!" and generally try to make it all about ourselves when Shane Reynolds and Roger Clemens pitched for the Astros?

Yeah me either. 

Guessing Stars off days are gonna trim down with only 3 guys on the bench and one being a catcher. 
Darn
25 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

be ready for whoops and war hymns if you are going to the game today.

I’ll put up with it if he can stick 

Martin has looked good since his disastrous first start. Hopefully he pitches well. 

Martins FB reminds me of JVs

Which means its good

Ho hum just another leadoff SPRINGER DINGER

Springer hits a bomb for mom...

Just now, Scraps said:

Ho hum just another leadoff SPRINGER DINGER

Didn't even have a very good launch angle.  C+, maybe a B-.

maybe i'm too close to it, but i feel like the astros often lead off an inning with a homer, then have all sorts of activity, and end the inning with just the lone run.

stupid rally killers those leadoff homers.

Sister, GF, or wife seems nice
Hell I'd probably bang his mom too #NoShame


Now I will pass on g-ma

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