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Weird Question, no I do not. It's a violation of the Flag Code.

12 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It’s weird...he’s being punished for selling something that’s not real. 

Isn’t that his job?

 

Well done sir!

Weird.  It isn't your common or garden megachurch.  First, it's a legit denomination.  Second, he has actual degrees in actual theology from actual schools.  Finally, it's only 14,000, less than a quarter of Second Baptist, or Osteen's Lakewood.

This thread reminds me of a thread idea I’ve had but don’t know where to put it.  Has there been an “I’m an atheist” thread before?  I can’t decide if I should just put it in the cloak room since it will get cloak roomed up or if it would be more a general bada bing kind of thread.  

36 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Weird.  It isn't your common or garden megachurch.  First, it's a legit denomination.  Second, he has actual degrees in actual theology from actual schools.  Finally, it's only 14,000, less than a quarter of Second Baptist, or Osteen's Lakewood.

You're shocked that actual theologians are con artists?  

 

 

 

 

Egads Genesis nailed that one. Oddly enough, as a kid, I didn't even know the song was a parody.

Also, damned if that isn't a really nice pocket...

37 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

How nice that he’s willing to surrender to the authorities in 7 to 10 days. 

It’s Holy Week, bro. They apparently all get passes for that. 

I know I'm not the only one hoping it was Osteen going down.


Nope. And now I know there isn’t a god.

I’m sure there are more mega church international money laundering scandals to come.  There’s still hope for Joel. 

The Russians love messing with Texas, religion, and money laundering.

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz



Nope. And now I know there isn’t a god.


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Yay tapa, I can easily post pics now.
4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

How nice that he’s willing to surrender to the authorities in 7 to 10 days. 

Need some time to stash some cash away somewhere for the end times.

Caldwell had the respect of many top people in Texas.  I can’t imagine someone famous selling fake bonds thinking it won’t come back on them 10x worse.   It’s one thing to sell an asset you know is going down in value.  Another to sell an asset that doesn’t exist. 

guarantee something else is going on in this guys life that makes him this reckless.  Drug problem and a couple of baby mamas on the side.  

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m sure there are more mega church international money laundering scandals to come.  There’s still hope for Joel. 

The Russians love messing with Texas, religion, and money laundering.

How do I put you on ignore on this new site? 

How do I put you on ignore on this new site? 
First step is to hold the mouse with your vagina.
1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Caldwell had the respect of many top people in Texas.  I can’t imagine someone famous selling fake bonds thinking it won’t come back on them 10x worse.   It’s one thing to sell an asset you know is going down in value.  Another to sell an asset that doesn’t exist. 

guarantee something else is going on in this guys life that makes him this reckless.  Drug problem and a couple of baby mamas on the side.  

Yeah, setting aside the shaggy cool kids contempt for religion, this guy had a lot going on beyond essentially televangelism.  And this is an entirely different category of hucksterism than your typical Benny Hinn.

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:
2 hours ago, Newy25 said:
How do I put you on ignore on this new site? 

First step is to hold the mouse with your vagina.

Oh my God I am just dying laughing.! 25 years ago. 

14 hours ago, longhorndude said:

This thread reminds me of a thread idea I’ve had but don’t know where to put it.  Has there been an “I’m an atheist” thread before?  I can’t decide if I should just put it in the cloak room since it will get cloak roomed up or if it would be more a general bada bing kind of thread.  

haven't we just learned how insidious online opinion polls and self-definition topics are and how dangerous it is to engage in such?  wtf?

15 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Oh my God I am just dying laughing.! 25 years ago. 

You sound like a pussy.

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

Oh my God I am just dying laughing.! 25 years ago. 

25 years ago you had a vagina?

15 hours ago, longhorndude said:

This thread reminds me of a thread idea I’ve had but don’t know where to put it.  Has there been an “I’m an atheist” thread before?  I can’t decide if I should just put it in the cloak room since it will get cloak roomed up or if it would be more a general bada bing kind of thread.  

Is there a religion where you believe that a creator being or "God" created the universe but you don't believe that primative man 2000+ years ago, who believed a common flu was the work of Satan, had any more of a fucking idea what that creator wants from us than we do?

I need to start that one. Sensology

25 years ago you had a vagina?
Hey we are good with trans here.
3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Oh my God I am just dying laughing.! 25 years ago. 

It’s called a labiaplasty.  Your bf will thank me later.  

10 hours ago, In10se said:

Is there a religion where you believe that a creator being or "God" created the universe but you don't believe that primative man 2000+ years ago, who believed a common flu was the work of Satan, had any more of a fucking idea what that creator wants from us than we do?

I need to start that one. Sensology

Sanetology. 

"No, you idiot, I told you to buy us tickets to the Sanetologists convention. Say it with me, S-A-N-E. We need to leave before they find out we've never read Dianetics..."

On 3/30/2018 at 12:32 PM, In10se said:

Is there a religion where you believe that a creator being or "God" created the universe but you don't believe that primative man 2000+ years ago, who believed a common flu was the work of Satan, had any more of a fucking idea what that creator wants from us than we do?

I need to start that one. Sensology

Deism?

Edited by F250

On 3/29/2018 at 7:58 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Weird.  It isn't your common or garden megachurch.  First, it's a legit denomination.  Second, he has actual degrees in actual theology from actual schools.  Finally, it's only 14,000, less than a quarter of Second Baptist, or Osteen's Lakewood.

None of that means anything..  

Edited by Shmitty

On 3/30/2018 at 10:35 AM, Brian Fantana said:

You sound like a pussy.

He just has very grippy piss fenders.

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