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Starts tomorrow! I know we are going to suck but opening day is always a blast. And this year we get an opponent in the Cubs we don't play that often. 

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Agree. Opening day is always a great time . We are tailgating in Lot N fyi

We blasted Lester on Opening Day several years.  Let's do it again!

I'm going with 75 wins and that only one of our current starts is still on the roster next year

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Other than Norm, I can't think of anyone else I would have liked to do this

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Let's enjoy not being in last place for at least a day or two.

I think this will end up being a pretty fun team. Joey, Rougie and Maz...time to be great

18 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

I think this will end up being a pretty fun team. Joey, Rougie and Maz...time to be great

I think we'll score some runs. Just not enough to win.

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14 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Agree. Opening day is always a great time . We are tailgating in Lot N fyi

Is that the same lot as I met yall at 3 years ago?

The time we got super fucked up and had all the cholas dancing in the grass? Close to there but different group of people. 

1 hour ago, Greg Davis Apologist said:

I think we'll score some runs. Just not enough to win.

They should hang this in the stadium. 

29 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

no choo?

Maybe they’re working on a trade

3 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

The time we got super fucked up and had all the cholas 

Do you have a shortcut key programmed with this response?  If not you should for time savings. 

Color me SHOCKED the Rangers organization apparently completely failed at opening day logistics. Sounds like it was an absolute mess parking and 60-90 minutes lines getting in the stadium (with many still trying to get in).  I was tempted to go last minute as friends had an extra but new baby at home and didn't want to play that card yet.   Really glad I didn't.

Color me SHOCKED the Rangers organization apparently completely failed at opening day logistics. Sounds like it was an absolute mess parking and 60-90 minutes lines getting in the stadium (with many still trying to get in).  I was tempted to go last minute as friends had an extra but new baby at home and didn't want to play that card yet.   Really glad I didn't.

Getting in the ballpark was so fucked

Things were going great for 4 innings. 

I think it is going to turn out that having a rotation stocked with 5th man in types isn't going to go real well.....just a hunch

This will put a damper on our World Series chances...
I am going with the GM and not this game.

the good news is our starting pitchers are all the same 5th in the rotation guy so you don't have to plan  your watching around whether the #1 or #2 starts.

This season is going to be an absolute disaster.  JD is pretty meh these days.

5 hours ago, Skipper said:

Color me SHOCKED the Rangers organization apparently completely failed at opening day logistics. Sounds like it was an absolute mess parking and 60-90 minutes lines getting in the stadium (with many still trying to get in).  I was tempted to go last minute as friends had an extra but new baby at home and didn't want to play that card yet.   Really glad I didn't.

Yup it was bad. I got in the STH line at 2 and didn't get to the gate until 2:45.

On the bright side, Elvis is on pace to hit 162 home runs this year.

Trying to think if yesterday was a bigger opening day kick to the nuts than last season which opened with Hamels giving up the home run on the first AB.

11 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Yup it was bad. I got in the STH line at 2 and didn't get to the gate until 2:45.

Went in at the 3rd base side. They weren't even asking for tickets after security, people just walked in

If yesterday was any indication, the bullpen is going to be horribad. Jesse Chavez is supposed to be a setup man and he was awful. And the other guys...i follow the rangers pretty closely, but Kyle Bird, Kyle Dowdy, Jeanmar Gomez...since when were these guys on the team?! Can Leclerc pitch 5 innings every day?

 

3 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

If yesterday was any indication, the bullpen is going to be horribad. Jesse Chavez is supposed to be a setup man and he was awful. And the other guys...i follow the rangers pretty closely, but Kyle Bird, Kyle Dowdy, Jeanmar Gomez...since when were these guys on the team?! Can Leclerc pitch 5 innings every day?

 

They are all terrible and they are all going to be worn down.  I'd be surprised if we average 4 innings a start.  That leaves 15 outs for those dudes every game.  We need to play a bunch of away games just to reduce it to 12.

3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

They are all terrible and they are all going to be worn down.  I'd be surprised if we average 4 innings a start.  That leaves 15 outs for those dudes every game.  We need to play a bunch of away games just to reduce it to 12.

We might have to do some opener shit just to get the “starters” into the 6th.

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