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Hunter Pence...I like that goofy bastard.

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  • Ghost of LL
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    Sitting in a sports bar in Houston with@brisketexan quietly enjoying the Choke City debacle. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

  • mdleast and I went out last Thursday when they were playing the Royals. We sat 1st base side but got up in the 6th inning and made our way to the top of left field and circumnavigated the stadium sitt

  • Pato del Muerto
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    And of course he blows the loss

14 minutes ago, DougO said:

Hunter Pence...I like that goofy bastard.

He's had a pretty good 2 days.

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1 hour ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Pence grand slam in the eighth to tie it up.

He's a very good piece to have on your team.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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This is crazy, but even crazier is that he had his first career sac fly a couple of weeks ago.  How does that (not) happen?

On 4/30/2019 at 10:25 PM, Longhorn Al said:

 

100+ RBI by the All-Star break was another cool accomplishment (Juan Gonzalez)

then pitchers found out they could throw a breaking ball outside the batter's box and he'd swing at it. 

4 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

pretty cool outing for Feliz.  .2 IP, 4 BB, GS, 4ER.

May damage his Cy Young chances.

On 5/7/2019 at 12:57 PM, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I remember finding out about Mathis' signing and Beltre's retirement announcement on the same day.  I said that was the darkest day in Rangers' history.

October 27, 2011 and nothing else compares

Pence is the better player right now. I'm good with it although I like DeLino 

 

For the record, I don't think Pence is a better player just right now. Pence deserves a roster spot, no matter where he plays. 

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7 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

This ump is crap.

Should we count how many runs it’s caused us like Rock...I mean Astros fans would?

14 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

LeClerc is such a gutless hack

Too bad he doesn't get the loss. Had the score been 3.2, Choo probably would have stayed home and tagged up to tie the game. He knew his run didn't matter. LeClerc has gone to shit.

We lost because the lineup was terrible last night.

we were facing a left handed starter and had odor, Choo, gallo, Mazara, Guzman, and Mathis all in the lineup. That’s 5 lefties and a guy who can’t hit. Great.

10 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Too bad he doesn't get the loss. Had the score been 3.2, Choo probably would have stayed home and tagged up to tie the game. He knew his run didn't matter. LeClerc has gone to shit.

That Choo running was weird.  I was always taught don’t move if you’re on third.  Was he really taking the score into account so he took off you think?

36 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

That Choo running was weird.  I was always taught don’t move if you’re on third.  Was he really taking the score into account so he took off you think?

I would think someone who has played that much baseball would know that the only run that could change the outcome of the game was at first base.

13 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

We lost because the lineup was terrible last night.

we were facing a left handed starter and had odor, Choo, gallo, Mazara, Guzman, and Mathis all in the lineup. That’s 5 lefties and a guy who can’t hit. Great.

Great point. Woodward should take every opportunity to let most of these players know that they aren't locked into a starting job. A little competition will be good for them.

Seems like this team had a lot more going on when Forsythe (.276) and Santana (.307) were getting regular ABs. Does this team have some sort of a "can't lose your position because of injury" understanding?

Looks like they are going to use the Opener tonight with Chavez getting the call followed by Smyly.

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like they are going to use the Opener tonight with Chavez getting the call followed by Smyly.

I'm excited about their use of the opener.  Chavez isn't good enough to give high pressure situations.  Smyly has been meh.  See of you can piece together 6 or 7 innings out of that.

 

16 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Seems like this team had a lot more going on when Forsythe (.276) and Santana (.307) were getting regular ABs. Does this team have some sort of a "can't lose your position because of injury" understanding?

Odor is the front offices favorite player because he punched Bautista. Only reason I can think of. He didn’t earn the extension or all of the playing time based on his play on the field.

Stealing bases down multiple runs in the late innings. 

This is likely the dumbest rangers team I’ve ever seen. 

Rougned Odor's 2019 stats:

BA: .141
OBP: .218
SLG: .261
OPS: .479

Zack Greinke's career batting stats (over 500 plate appearances):

BA: .222
OBP: .261
SLG: .331
OPS: .592

55 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is Emily Jones no longer married?  No ring tonight. 

Somebody find out....this interests me

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well greinke makes a lot more money than odor 

Greinke is also a pitcher!

Blow it up. The stadium. The players. The coaches. The dirt under home plate. Everything.

Daniels should be given his walking papers. There is nothing to evidence that he is capable of building a competitive team. Whether he ever did is of course a matter of argument but it’s pretty clear that he has not made enough of the right moves in more than 5 seasons now.

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Daniels should be given his walking papers. There is nothing to evidence that he is capable of building a competitive team. Whether he ever did is of course a matter of argument but it’s pretty clear that he has not made enough of the right moves in more than 5 seasons now.

The owners haven’t really invested in the team at all this year and it shows.  It’s all about “the new stadium”, but when are we going to fill that stadium with good players?

The owners haven’t really invested in the team at all this year and it shows.  It’s all about “the new stadium”, but when are we going to fill that stadium with good players?

Oh sure they suck as well but even when they did have a more open checkbook Daniels failed to do anything meaningful with it. It wouldn’t be a winner but it also is probably not the complete shitshow it is now if he had
23 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

The owners haven’t really invested in the team at all this year and it shows.  It’s all about “the new stadium”, but when are we going to fill that stadium with good players?

Don’t worry, we’re gonna go after Nolan Arrenado in the off-season.    Oh wait, nvm 

Rangers celebrated mothers day by putting an abortion out on the field. Should have given away free clothes hangers to the first 20,000.

First things first ... if they don’t have the common decency to remove the Texas flag from their sleeve, then at least sew them on upside down. 

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