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  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Sitting in a sports bar in Houston with@brisketexan quietly enjoying the Choke City debacle. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

  • mdleast and I went out last Thursday when they were playing the Royals. We sat 1st base side but got up in the 6th inning and made our way to the top of left field and circumnavigated the stadium sitt

  • Pato del Muerto
    Pato del Muerto

    And of course he blows the loss

Hmmm, Magic 8 Ball, should I bat Odor cleanup today???

Why the fuck not. What's the worst that could happen fuckhead? It's not like he's going to go 0 for 3 thru 6, or anything.

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Hunter Pence to IL for groin strain, Free Willie activated and in the lineup hitting 5-hole

6 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Cramp for Clevinger?

Looked like his left ankle rolled a little bit

That was a painful half inning of story time with Tom Grieve.

lol at them zeroing in on the 3 dudes in the stands passing around the vape pen 

Minor and Lynn are a solid 1-2. Much better starting pitching than I expected when the season started. Wish Minor could get some better run support.

48 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Minor and Lynn are a solid 1-2. Much better starting pitching than I expected when the season started. Wish Minor could get some better run support.

They’ve definitely been a wonderful surprise.  Add on the surprise from Jurado and Sampson and it’s really not a terrible staff.  Just need to find a #5.  I mean, it’s not a championship rotation, but it could be good enough to get you to the dance 

Odor must be trying to work his way back into the cleanup spot, going 0 for 4 again last night. Guzman finally did something with the bat. Wee Willie is back

Great outing for Lynn. Nice, timely hits.

That sidearmer had seriously funky mechanics.

Michael Young getting his number retired now.  

Anytime you can honor a 24 WAR player, who bitched about losing his position to better players, for eternity you definitely have to do that.

hot take - rangers should make a move for Clint Frazier now that his trade value is relatively modest as the odd man out in the yanks crowded outfield depth chart. would love to see what he could do with consistent playing time.

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7 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

hot take - rangers should make a move for Clint Frazier now that his trade value is relatively modest as the odd man out in the yanks crowded outfield depth chart. would love to see what he could do with consistent playing time.

I'd heard his defense is terrible.  Is that true?  Any idea?

7 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Lotta fucking goose eggs thru 4

There were at least 5 laser beams hit by rangers right at their fielders.   Unfortunately, the same could be said for them.  Could be about 12-4 at this point 

5 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Michael Young getting his number retired now.  

Anytime you can honor a 24 WAR player, who bitched about losing his position to better players, for eternity you definitely have to do that.

well now that we have Young in we can start working on Charlie Hough.

Smyly gave up back-to-back-to-back home runs.  Why are we keeping this scrub around?  This is Scott Erickson and Aaron Myette level bad.

I would expect Smyly gets moved tomorrow when Palumbo gets called up.

15 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Smyly gave up back-to-back-to-back home runs.  Why are we keeping this scrub around?  This is Scott Erickson and Aaron Myette level bad.

Yeah, the radio guys had to get out the record book to see who the last Ranger pitcher was to do that. May of 2017, A.J. Griffin vs Detroit in the first inning.

26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

More pics of the new park

 

 

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lulz. failure/traded + run out of town to the team that is winning all the time now, with the biggest bust on the team in the on deck circle, while apparently some ranger just k'd.  what an excellent troll.

4 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

lulz. failure/traded + run out of town to the team that is winning all the time now, with the biggest bust on the team in the on deck circle, while apparently some ranger just k'd.  what an excellent troll.

I view it as "aspirational".

I honestly don't care that much about aesthetic even though I think the current ballpark is just wonderful. I'll be excited to go to a game in July and not be miserable.

Why are we sucking so much shit against the Indians 

Hopefully minor can salvage a split tomorrow and we can take out some frustration on the white sox this weekend.

We need to trade for a good starter. We need Gallo back. Sorry to see Forsythe's woes continue. He was doing well when he was getting the playing time. Odor is running hot and cold. When he's on, you think "how can we trade this guy." Then he slumps big time. Bottom line to me is that he strikes out too much, doesn't put the ball in play. Package Odor with either Mazara, Guzman or Forsythe. Hasn't Santana played some second? Or is my mind playing tricks.

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21 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

LSB has some photos of the real thing up.  That giant space between the tiers in left field is real.

One would think it has a purpose, possibly with light or airflow. Of course, it's a place where they could always cram in more seats or suites or fancy stadium amenities in the future.

They should put some big flaps in that space, so when facing a right handed pull power hitter they could open it up and create a vortex that would knock down any fly balls heading towards the bleachers.

Odor makes some nice plays at second, but he also creates a lot of nice plays by Guzman with his wild AF throws. Guz seems like he makes him look good a lot of times.

Odor's ego and seemingly limited intellect don't give me a lot of hope that he will ever be able to correct his flaws at the plate.

I had been wondering recently if this was a possible thing. He had a couple of decent years as a starter a while back, but to switch back at age 35 seems a bit risky. I guess it's a chance worth taking, without acquiring another arm.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, El Diablo said:

Hey! A win! Blast furnace good luck charm.

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I had been wondering recently if this was a possible thing. He had a couple of decent years as a starter a while back, but to switch back at age 35 seems a bit risky. I guess it's a chance worth taking, without acquiring another arm.
 
 
 
Lol, at what point does Bartolo get a call?

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